Zodiacs on Crack

Back to School

"Bleh, boringgg...anyways I made breakfast" said Leo

"Oooooh, what did you make?" asked Cancer

"I made waffles"

"I love waffles!"

"WAFFLES" said Aries

"I want what they have" said Taurus

"You want waffles too? Same" said Gemini

"Nah I want waffles but I want someone to love me the way they love each other"

"I see"

"Even though it'll probably never happen..."

"Aww, don't think that way...you have like 4 options!"

"True, thank you bro!"

"No problem!"

"DID SOMEONE SAY WAFFLES" said Aquarius

Aquarius jumped down the stairs and evilly grinned.

"HELL YEAH" said Leo

"PISCES WAKE UP" yelled Aquarius

"Mmm, it's so early..." said Pisces sleepily

"LEOS MAKING WAFFLES"

"OMGGGGGGG"

Pisces ran down the stairs in her "pyjamas".

"Pisces...are you-"

"No I'm not! I'm just in my underwear..." said Pisces

Pisces looked around and saw a lot of people in the living room and ran back upstairs, after a minute she ran back downstairs with a big white shirt.

"Are there any left?" asked Pisces

"No one ate any yet so there' still a lot" said Leo

"Aww, nice!" grinned Pisces

"CAN I HAVE SOME TOO???" screamed Sagittarius

"OF COURSE YOU CAN! YOU'RE MY BRO" said Leo

"THANK YOU BRO!!"

Leo and Sagittarius bro fisted and Sag sat down on the sofa.

"Lemme have some too!" said Aries

"Yeah sure" said Leo

After a couple minutes, Leo crack his fingers and grinned.

"Anyways who wants waffles?" asked Leo

"MEEEEEEEEEEEEE!" yelled Aries, Taurus, Gemini, Cancer, Libra, Sagittarius, Aquarius and Pisces

"Will they give me food poisoning?" asked Capricorn

"I don't trust Leo either" said Scorpio

The 2 girls reluctantly took a waffle and ate it, "Not bad" they thought

"Told you It was good" said Leo

"It was Ok I guess..."

"No it was good"

"Meh It was medium-ish"

"I know y'all loved it"

"Alright Guys we gotta go" said Virgo

"Taurus come here!" ordered Capricorn

"Fuck you, I don't listen to orders bitch" said Taurus

"Taurus we gotta go" said Virgo

"Fineee..." said Taurus

The earth signs left while Capricorn was having a difficult time carrying Taurus to the car.