Zodiacs on Crack

Karaoke Night

Everyone was bored.

"What should we do?" asked Virgo

"Let's kill people!" said Aries

"No we'll get arrested for that" said Virgo

"Lets have a singing competition!" squealed Aquarius

"Actually...good idea" said Virgo

The 3 girls set up a booth, Aries turned on the

"WAKE UP BITCHES" yelled Aries

Everyone woke up and glared at her.

"OKAY MOTHERFUCKERS, WE ARE GOING TO HAVE A SINGING COMPETITION!" cheered Aries

"What the fuuuu..." said Capricorn

"Another competition...?" said Cancer who was half asleep

"It STARTS IN AN HOUR SO GET YO' ASSES READY!" yelled Aries

"We already have songs planned!" said Leo

"Of course the fire signs and Aquarius are the most prepared.

"WHere's Gemini?" asked 

"What are you idiots doing in my room?" asked Capricorn

IN the earth sign room, Virgo was chilling and playing on his computer while Capricorn had just got out of the shower and saw 2 people laughing and eating Oreos on her bed.

"You mean just Gemini?" asked Taurus

"Hewwo" said Gemini

"No, I mean the both of you" snapped Capricorn

"I stay here because I'm from the same element" said Taurus

"And I'm your boyfriend" said Gemini

Capricorn breathed in, "Get the fuck out"

"Wow, so angry" said Gemini

"Cappy I literally live here" said Taurus

"He's right you know" said Virgo

"I-"

"Taurus is also an earth sign like us remember" said Virgo

"Oh shit, right...but still, get the fuck out" said Capricorn

"Yeah yeah, whatever...I'll be back...let's go Gemini" said Taurus

Taurus and Gemini left the room while Virgo turned back to Capricorn.

"Yeah, he's a bit much" said Virgo

"No shit, he's so annoying" said Capricorn

Aquarius and Aries finished setting up the booth, Aquarius was on her phone and lying down on the couch browsing Reddit memes when Leo stumbled down wearing and overload of chains. Sagittarius fell off the stairs topless and also wearing chains, Leo was wearing gold fangs.

"You both look ugly" said Aries

"Ouch" said Sagittarius

Leo pretended to die but it didn't work because Aries killed him. Soon it was an hour later and all the signs were in the living room.

"Ladies and gentlemen...and what ever creature Leo is-" said Aquarius

"Fuck you" said Leo

Sagittarius snickered and punched Leo, Leo punched him back.

"Anyways before I was interrupted by that little shit, we are having a singing competition!" said Aquarius

"Cappy will go first lmao, then Aqua then Pisces then...blah blah blah, zodiac order" said Aries