Zodiacs on Crack

Food Fight

It was the last class of the day, the students were bored and were about to fall asleep when...

"Heh heh heh..." snickered Taurus

"What's so funny?" asked Cancer curiously

"Nothing! Heh heh heh!" chuckled Taurus

Scorpio looked around and didn't see anything unusual or weird.

"There's nothing funny, I have no idea what they're laughing at" whispered Scorpio to Cancer

"HEH HEH HEH!" chuckled Gemini

"Why do they laugh like that so much?" thought Scorpio

"AHAHAHAHAHAHA!" laughed Taurus and Gemini

"Excuse me? Would you like to tell me what's so funny?" asked Mr Casio

"Uhhh..." said Taurus

"NOTHING!" yelled Gemini

The teacher rolled his eyes and turned back, Taurus and Gemini were still laughing.

"Bro, this is killing me!" chuckled Taurus

"Yea bro, his nose is like dorito..." snickered Gemini

"Ok everyone, class dismi-" said Mr Casio

"SUP LOSERS!" yelled Leo

"Leo, you're an hour late, we've just finished class" said Mr Casio

"Oh sorry, I was-err...getting laid" said Leo

Taurus and Gemini started laughing, Leo grinned and went out of the classroom followed by people rushing out. Taurus and Gemini were laughing in the way home over FaceTime, Virgo stared at Taurus.

"GAH! BWAHAHAHAHAHA!" yelled Taurus

"HIS NOSE LIKE DORITO!" yelled Gemini

"You're seriously laughing at his nose?" asked Virgo

"But it is weird, haha" said Taurus

"His nose be like Snape from Harry Potter" gasped Gemini

"Why do you need to FaceTime him? You're so close to each other right now" said Virgo

"Know why? Because he's in the other car" said Taurus

"Oh yes, but you can speak at school"

"Yea but I wanna say some private stuff to him"

"I'm right here"

"Oh wait", Taurus sat on Capricorn's lap and drove. "I wanna race Gemini"

"Get off me, mate!" gasped Capricorn

Gemini floated above Taurus and stuck his tongue out, Taurus gave him the finger.

Suddenly a red Bugatti sped across the road, it was the fire signs, Virgo sighed and slowed down.

"Why're the fire signs so wild today" thought Virgo

"I don't know, maybe because Aqua's there with them?" said Capricorn

"I made up a speech of why we should expel Taurus" lied Gemini

'Wrong, all you did was laugh at someone's nose" said Capricorn

"Haha! Really?" asked Aries

"Yep, not our fault his nose looks like dorito" said Taurus

Taurus and Gemini started laughing while Capricorn questioned her life. Meanwhile everyone came home.

"Okay, I'm gonna go sleep" said Scorpio

Scorpio jumped onto the sofa and instantly fell asleep. Pisces was on Cancer's shoulders and was talking to Sagittarius when she got off and yawned.