Zodiacs on Crack

Rio de Janeiro Part 2

Capricorn woke up and stretched her arms and wasn't able to feel her legs because they were numb.

"Ouch what the hell happened to my legs" thought Capricorn, "and where are these 2 girls?"

Capricorn pulled off the blanket and saw Aries and Aquarius cuddling each of her legs.

"OI GET OFF!" shouted Capricorn

She kicked them off her legs and she fell onto the floor.

"Ouch, what the fuck..." said Aries

"You idiots kept cuddling my legs and now they're numb!" whined Capricorn

"That sounds like a you problem" 

"It's not!"

"But your legs are so comfy..." grinned Aquarius

"AYO chill"

"Hehehe"

"I am convinced that you're a closeted lesbian"

"I-I am? Where'd you get that idea?"

"You're extremely horny towards me and Pisces" said Capricorn

"Wrong"

"Wym wronggg???" 

"I'm horny for mommy Aries too!!"

Aquarius jumped at Aries for a kiss and she screamed.

"AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH" screamed Aries

"That's just harassment" said Capricorn

"No it's not! Come here baby gurl!" said Aries

"MWAAHHH" said Aquarius

"You both are just...jesus" said Capricorn

"Fuck boys let's get together!!" said Aquarius

"Omg yess!! We should totes have a girls only trip!" said Aries

"Wait WH-Actually...that's a good idea" said 

"I WANT A HUSBAND WAAAAAHHHH" said Aries

"YOU HAVE ME BABE" said Aquarius

"oh" said Aries

"In that case let's call everyone over" said Capricorn

Capricorn sent a text on the group chat meanwhile Libra was peacefully sleeping when Leo jumped onto him with an airhorn.

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH" screamed Libra

"Wakey wakey" said Leo

"Leo can you chill for a bit?" asked Libra

"Nah we need to go to Cappy's room now" 

"Oh"

"Where's sag by the way?"

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH" screamed Sagittarius

Suddenly the toilet door opened and Sagittarius pulled up his pants and walked out.

"Okay I'm here, sorry I was taking a shit" said Sagittarius

"Let's go to Cappy's room" said Leo

"Oh okay" said Sagittarius

The 3 of them went to Capricorn's room while Taurus was disturbing Gemini.

"Gemini...wakey wakey" said Taurus

Gemini was still asleep so Taurus sighed and shook him awake.

"WAKE THE FUCK UP" said Taurus

"OMG SHUT UP" said Gemini