Capricorn woke up everyone and they all went downstairs for the group meeting.
"Okay, who the fuck bought tickets through my credit card??" asked Capricorn
" W h a t " said Aries
"I don't remember shit" said Leo
"Neither do I" said Scorpio
"What happened" said Libra
"Someone bought plane tickets for the 12 of us through my credit card" said Capricorn
"Ooooooh, where's it go to?" asked Aquarius excited
"To...where the fuck's Rio de..."
"Rio de Janeiro?" asked Leo
"Yeah why" said Capricorn
"Idk I picked a random loc-"
"BRAZIL BABY" said Aquarius
"OMGGGGG" said Pisces
"Uhhh, where the hell did Taurus and Gemini go?" asked Scorpio
"Huh?" said Capricorn
"I thought he was in the bathroom" said Virgo
"No that was just me"
"Oh"
"Wait...THEY'RE ALREADY THERE???" said Aries
"What" said Pisces
"How are they so early?" asked Leo
"Tf u mean?" asked Sagittarius
"Look at the chat"
Capricorn looked at the chat.
Gemini: HEY
Gemini: Where's everyone?????
Gemini: DID U LEAVE US BEHIND
Taurus: We been waiting here since last night
Taurus: Whys everyone including the married couple taking so long
Gemini: Says the one who loves Cancer
Taurus: fuck you 🖕
Taurus: She's literally taken
Cancer: I am?
Scorpio: Wait what
Taurus: i dont love anyone
Leo: BY ME ofc
Scorpio: Wtf who would even date you
Leo: well who doesn't love the sexy lion
Scorpio: You are not sexy 😒
Leo: come on I know I am😜
Scorpio: Cancer this is what you gotta deal with
Cancer: im scared
Leo: Don't be!
Leo: DADDY will protect u always
Leo: 😜😜😜
Cancer: Somehow I am even more scared
Pisces: Hey dont scare my sis
Aquarius: I love crack
Taurus: then why don't you marry it
Aquarius: uhh
Aquarius: lets not talk about that 😅
Leo: 🤫
Sagittarius: What?!
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Zodiacs on Crack
HumorREVAMPED VERSION Yeah to sum it up it's just your average zodiacs doing absolute stupid shit except a little more sus lol
