Genshin Impact Oneshots & Drabbles

real life... otome game?

— listen. LISTEENNN. i've just watched a recent anime series and i really liked it okay :(
— all characters suggested by my dearest Azaren_Dusk f-flynn- @ImaginarySweetheart9 and @Caramel_Rabbit <3
— will be short drabbles from character to character

characters : diluc, tartaglia, alhaitham, heizou, kaeya
with : gn!reader
warnings // tags : fluff, humor, plot is heavily inspired, 4th wall breaking, corny cliché scenarios, not proofread, grammatical errors
word count : 2328 words

as a person who is desperate to find love, you sure aren't making any effort to find it at all! you're probably the type to wait for love to come and find you whilst you imagine all the delusional stuff happen, aren't you?!

well then, it seems like the gods have come to answer your pitiful prayers! it is i, miko, who have come to give you the full-time experience of a real life otome game. doesn't that sound wonderful?!

You stared in silence at the flying... small, pink, cartoon-like fox that gave you an innocent smile. Confused and offended by the little fox's words, you reached and grabbed for it in anger, thus choking the life out of them. "What the hell is that supposed to mean?!"

exactly what i said, our company has chosen you as our first test-subject for our otome game! doesn't that sound fun?

"You just made fun of my love life and now you think I can just accept what's happening right now? Explain yourself!" Your grip against the little fox only tightened, their tail could only give you small pats to your hand to signal that they give up.

i already explained everything!

No, they actually haven't.

UGH, fine. my name is miko, i've come to you from our company to grant you a full-time experience of an otome game in real life with you acting as our first test subject. let's not make this introduction too long, you're bound to get bored.

Indeed you were, you had only stared at the fox ever since it started speaking. Well, who wouldn't be confused when a little fox came out of the screen to suddenly announce that you were in an otome game, right? The only reaction you could ever give them was cocking your head to the side in confusion.

SEE? YOU DIDN'T EVEN LISTEN TO ME, DID YOU? look, just keep reading and you'll get to the good part.

"This seems too good to be true though... there's bound to be something else I have to sacrifice." You narrowed your eyes at the little fox. "What exactly did you take?"

i'm so glad you asked, y/n! For such a small, silly, little fox, they sure can wear such a sinister smile. all your favorite food, your beloved games, and your dearest pet have all been confiscated until the end of this otome game!

"Excuse me?!" You shrieked in response. The thing could only giggle in response.

until you fall in love with one of them, it will not be returned to you at all!

"What kind of stupid rule is that?! Just because I imagine myself in hopelessly romantic situations doesn't mean I wanna be forced into a relationship!" You retort, complaining to the little fox about how unfair this whole thing seemed. Overall, it just seemed unfair. Both to yourself and the people that were gonna be involved in this.

either deal with it or you're never gonna get your three most important things back.

Clutching your fist in defeat, you gave up. "Fine... I'll play your stupid game but, I'm not gonna fall for anyone of them. I'll make sure you'll get tired of me and decide to just give me what I need back!"