Triggers: uncensored swearing
SKZ x (Any Gender) Reader
Texting/Group chat
Written by: Ivy
Edited by: Nora
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GC Name: Sued 😋
Jisung: the wheels on the bus go round and round
Changbin: round and round
Jeongin: round and round
Chan: the wheels on the bus go round and round
Y/N: then they get punctured
Minho: and the people who need to go to school fail their exams
Y/N: and don't make a living
Minho: and live on the streets
Y/N: and get typhus
Minho: then die
Y/N: all bc of that stupid bus
Minho: and those stupid wheels
Y/N: that stopped going round and round
Seungmin: fuck that bus i hope the wheels find their way off a cliff
Minho: anyways continue
Jisung: ...I'm not sure i want to anymore
Felix: that hit hard
Jeongin: ayo everything ok??
Minho: I accidentally deleted a picture of dori and I can't get it back :(
Seungmin: and I saw jyp in my sleep paralysis
Y/N: and i saw jyp irl in my doorway visiting my mum
Felix: rip seungmin and WHAT THE HELL Y/N?!?!??!
Y/N: theyre like besties its honestly rly scary
Hyunjin: oh the misery
Changbin: 💘💘💘💘
Hyunjin: this is why old people are useless
Seungmin: im literally younger than u
Changbin: I taught u how to rap
Minho: i saved u from jisung
Chan: i'm one of the people who write the songs that u get paid to sing
Y/N: im ur mom
Hyunjin: i take it back
Jeongin: Baby shark do do do do do do
Felix: baby shark do do do do do do
Jisung: baby shark do do do do do do
Hyunjin: baby shark
Minho: one day baby shark won't have a mommy shark
Seungmin: or a daddy shark
Felix: ...
Jisung: no comment
Jeongin: lol 'daddy'
Chan: jeongin NO
Jeongin: jeongout
Seungmin: i want my dreams back
Minho: i want my photo back
Y/N: i want my mum back
Chan: imean technically shes still there
Y/N: bangchan. Let me be melancholy.
Chan: backing away, backing away
Minho: OH MY FUCK
Changbin: wat
Minho: no nothing
Seungmin: ILL BE FUCKED UP IF U CANT BE RIGHT HERE ~~~~
Chan: control ur mouth
Y/N: control ur sleep schedule
Chan: if this is what having children feels like i dont want them anymore
Jisung: fend for urself u pitiful creatures
Y/N: shut up jisung go eat acorns or smth
Hyunjin: yeh go do squirrel things
Jisung: middle finger emoji to all of u
Minho: WAIT I HAVE THE SOULUTION
Y/N: WHAT
Minho: we jus kill jyp
Seungmin: im all for it
Y/N: same
Changbin: same x2
Chan: im assuming ur gonna frame me
Jeongin: theyre gonna frame jisung
Jisung: gays
Jisung: *gluys
Jisung: **giys
Jisung: ***gjys
Jisung: WTF
Jisung: now i forgot what i was gonna say
Minho: chan whered u put the knives
Y/N: dont prevent us from pursuing our dreams
**bangchan97 has left the chat**
HI GUYS<3 2 POSTS IN ONE NIGHT ???? MUST BE A MIRACLE GUYS 😱 but on a serious note, thank y'all for nearly 18k reads, we appreciate everyone one of you 😭🤍 and also, Ivy and I have decided to do these funny lil gc conversations js to change things up a bit, so i hope you like it !
- Nora + Ivy
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