There is No Epic Loot Here, Only Puns

78: Maze of Life

It began by pushing the room to the max size Delta could manage. With her DP dipping below 200, the room was closer to a small hall.

Delta floated and looked down at the space before her.

It was the second large space on the second floor. She closed her eyes and spent some Mana to summon walls. Lots of walls. The design choice grinded loudly until it hit the ceiling and cloaked all sight from one side of the room to another.

They were strong walls, thick enough to allow the Pygmies to tunnel through, giving the new digger team something to work on, but with enough space that a person and maybe a small person could stand side by side.

It had cost her some DP to push the room to this size and Delta was going to make the most of it. The stone walls began to take shape and straight away Delta had the path split and then split again. Only one true end could be seen from above and so many dead ends but Delta was going to end it there.

She added some moss to the walls to give a vibe of an old ruin hidden far away. Delta's own little labyrinth... hidden inside her jungle... which was kind of a natural labyrinth in itself. She hoped people didn't cry when they saw the maze...

Having the walls so thick meant the Pygmies could easily traverse through and under the maze to arrive at any certain spot but the tunnels looked a little obvious, the moss and creeping vines only hid them so well, so Delta felt the Menu of this room appear. Since it was lacking anything really special, the options for the upgrade were rather simple.

Labyrinth of the Pygmies: May all who enter beware

-Replace soil ground with stone. 5 DP
-Have the walls carved with legends of the Dungeon, this will make any traps or other hidden functions easier to hide. 5 DP
-Have walls shift or relocate to confuse wanderers. 10 DP
-Have a fountain of fresh water in one of the dead ends along with a tribute jar. 10 DP
-Allow a fruit tree to be found in one of the dead ends. Tribute jar included. 10 DP
-Create a mist that covers the floor. Adds atmosphere! 5 DP

It was still nice to see Sys going above and beyond, trying to make Delta's ideas better than she could ever hope. Delta purchased the ground replacement, the wall carvings, and the shifting walls for now. Until people actually started reaching the second floor and understanding the keys... there was little point getting all of the upgrades for such an out of place room.

The labyrinth floor rippled as stone rose above soil and completed the feeling of stumbling upon an artificial wonder. The steps of walking would sound louder too so Delta could, if she was feeling mean, use the mist and have stomping sound effects to scare adventurers. The walls bubbled furiously as some parts sunk and others expanded. Images and carvings of things began to appear. Delta saw herself.

A girl with a long flowing skirt and a tie in the wind. Floating in her palm was a mushroom. Delta's carved face showed distrust. Aptly, the words below were in English, oddly enough.

They read as 'The beginning'. Below her feet were three goblins holding her up, one face blank of any other features while the other two looked beastly and odd.

The timeline of events showed Delta a shocking amount events that had passed. Watching the blank-faced goblin become Fran the Knight, the making of the Pond, an odd image of Delta pulling a glowing box out of a chest and it speaking.

The walls weaved and if one was careful to follow the timeline of events, the end could be found but the shifting walls muddled events and Delta had to chase the fleeting next chapters of her journey so far. She had been so surprised to see herself grow from a lonely sad girl to a woman surrounded by monsters and purpose.

It was like a little prototype archive of her adventure so far. Delta patted the wall for doing a good job on making her not look too bad in 2D.

The walls shifted to let her easily walk forward despite her ability to phase through anything, but she appreciated the gesture nonetheless. Soon she was in the last room. Until more people appeared, she didn't do more than give the key an altar. She moved the rock up and it formed a mushroom shape.

Delta stared.

"Can you be more... regal? That's an important key!" she complained to the system. The mushroom altar paused before it grew a little crown to sit the key on a plush pillow.

"That's not what I meant!" Delta put her hands on her hips. She knew Sys was just amusing herself but still. Turning, she headed back to the village of the Pygmies and looked around the space. She knew the little fellows would be getting some guests or invaders so she tried to imagine what they could do to prove not as a threat but as help!

She made a barrel with some torches and apples. The village could be somewhat of a resting spot before braving the labyrinth! This would show it was in good interest to not murder the Pygmies. The little folk looked at the barrels in confusion before Delta made a large sign like gate that simply declared 'Pygmy Village. Welcome Travellers!'.
The chief peered at the message before he turned and chirped at his people and heroes. Delta was still getting the hang of the language and mostly got 'Gift...to us....people...prizes!'

She was glad they understood her intent.

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The priest leaned on her staff. The powerful Chief's words were a great truth indeed as they spread around the area.

"The great Mother to us all have delivered the greatest trap of all! She will convince tributes to enter the village and be a gift to us! The people shall trust us and we shall strike and take their treasures for the Mother once they enter the dark tunnels! Prizes will soak the soil! Such is the wit of the Great Mother!" he roared and the Priest felt her faith grow stronger and she almost knelt on her knees to pray there and then.

"I want the fancy parts!" Tinker shouted with a warning.

"I want their flesh..." Fungal hissed.

And Priest wanted the people to thrive. All was in accordance with the great Mother!

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Delta, The Mother left, her words quiet but deep.

To the circus.

Nu slithered into the space next to and the tiny folk went still with fear. The Moon to the Mother's sunlight. The shadow cast by the Mother.

It said nothing to them. It needed not to. It understood them and the Pygmies understood Nu. Serve Delta or perish.

The Nu planted a large wooden board with words on it next to the entrance to the moving tunnels.

Words quickly spread of the warning it carried.

If you behave, the next part is only a little bad. Step on the minions and your path will be hell -Nu

The small sect of Shadow worshippers in the Village took the name to heart.

The Min'ion Clan was soon waiting for their first guest.

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The circus on the second floor was the oddest part of Delta's Dungeon, and she did not make that claim lightly. It really was something she found more than created but it was still now her space. Adopting Renny just made it all the more important to properly do it up and think of it as home... just like the rest of her Dungeon.

The large opening that allowed Wilhelm the giant gorilla to pass showed the statue of Renny's father that looked carefully washed. She could see where various flowers, fruits, and even an odd pile of pebbles had been placed at the feet of the statue like offerings.

Delta guessed it was the closest thing Renny had to a grave for his father.

There was the sound of a rock being kicked, making Delta jump and spin to see an innocent Renny, hands in pockets looking like he was just accidentallyaround when he scared Delta.

"DO- Don't do that, Devina is bad enough!" she chided with a swipe of her hand. Renny neatly covered his painted face politely as his shoulders shook. Delta blew out a sigh. That damn mime enjoyed this way too much.

"So after much deliberation, I have decided you and the circus are worthy of my powers and upgrades," Delta said smoothly, trying to sound suave. Renny shrugged and pointed to the door as if saying Delta didn't have to.

"But...I like making things better!" she backpedaled. Renny then waved to the circus tent, his large ghoulish mouth stretching in amusement. Grumbling, Delta looked at the circus tent before entering. She hadn't been in here much since finding Renny. It felt... invasive? But that was part of the whole vibe Delta had stuck in her head about the circus not being part of the Dungeon.

The musty unlit space was just as she remembered. It still felt a little depressing knowing this had been a gravesite more than a tent of wonder in its last moments. She felt Renny stand beside her.

His smile was smaller... a little sad. He gave her a once over.

He nodded. It was permission to influence the space and it made Delta relax. She tried to take his hand but the best she could do was occupy the same space.

"I'll make sure it looks good. I'll make your Dad proud that it's coming back," she promised. Renny looked down at their hands before looking away.

Were his cheeks actually... turning purple? Oh... delicious revenge was Delta's. Renny walked forward and seemed to silently clear his throat. He looked around before patting one of the beams that kept the whole thing up.

"Oh I should be able to just upgrade the whole thing in one go but I'll keep you updated! Any requests?" she grinned. Renny tapped his chin before making some motions. Up and down he caught something.

"Things to juggle?" she guessed. Renny nodded before he then held out both hands and pretended to walk across a thin ledge or wire.

"Oh, a pole!" she clapped. Delta had never been to a circus before! She...

Never been.

Never. Been.

Why? Had she?

She didn't quite remember. Memories of joy... faces of people... all gone with a name.

Renny snapped his fingers in front of her face and Delta blinked up at him. He leaned in, face turning a little wrinkly. Was he frowning?

"I'm fine, just had a thought go down a bad path," she waved off his stare. He didn't look convinced but he dropped the matter. That had been weird.

She shook her head before opening the Circus menu. The upgrades weren't as weird as she expected but still, it had a few surprises for her.