Anarchy across the spider-verse

You look like a bootleg buttclown!

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Bruh dis postin' schedule all over the damn place😭 I apologize

3rd pov
To their surprise it didn't take long for them to get back into their normal unnormal flow. It took about a few days. Only because Dreyko is still a stupid shit. "So like pizza is considered a vegetable right?" "What?" Pav says opening the fridge looking back at Dreyko absolutely dumbfounded "What is bruv saying?" Hobie asks in disbelief pointing at Dreyko "Bro i'm serious!" "Exactly that's why we're concerned!" Gwen says looking dead at Dreyko like he was stupid for being clueless but Miles puts his hands up in Dreyko's defense "Wait wait! I feel like this question has been asked before. Do you mean things that can be on a pizza?" Dreyko nods his head "Yea! Like because there's tomatoes and shit is it classified as a vegetable?" "So alittle less stupid but still stupid?" Hobie says "Well it's better than the time he asked what chili powder was made out of." Pav says as a rebuttal "And to this day NO ONE has answered my question!" Dreyko says sitting on the couch. "It's a stupid one." Gwen says and Dreyko smiles flipping her off "Oh now since we airing everyone's business out, let's talk about how Hobie thought phones were illuminating crystals!" "No! I have an excuse, i'm from 1970s New London! Anyways Pav thought TLDR stood for Toilet Doctor!" Pav makes an offended expression "Gwen thought salt was the only seasoning!" Everyone looks at Gwen and she makes a dramatically offended expression "Yea it can't get worse than that." Hobie says "Agreed." Miles, Pav, and Dreyko says "Okay well fuck you all!" They laugh, "Actually since we're on the topic of reminiscing, do yall remember when Miles stole Dreyko's got2b?" Miles nervously laughs and he turns his head to see Dreyko smiling but it wasn't friendly "Dont remind me. I blacked out bro, almost became Miguel and started tweakin." Dreyko says and he emphasizes it by twitching his body and he ends up shaking his head at the memory replaying over and over in his head "Remember when Gwen broke one of Hobie's pins?" Miles says to take the attention off of him "Nah now that- Hobie was tweakin! That man full on cussed her out and called her every slur in british!" Dreyko says laughing "Rightfully so! One of my favorite pins! She's lucky Dreyko fixed it or I would have had her arse." "Hobie that's not-" "I know exactly how it sounds, i'm not taking it back!" Pav busts out laughing "Wait wait remember when Hobie gave a whole lecture about being a material girl?! Saying how only caring about materialistic things are linked to capitalism!" Pav says hunched over crying "Again i'm from 1970s New London!" "No no remember- remember when H-Hobie didn't know what 'giving mother' meant so he kept asking why we were saying Miguel is giving mother!" Gwen says jumping back laughing as tears stream down her face, "Fuck you all." Hobie turns to see Miles dying on the floor "Miles is laughing alittle to hard for someone who was supposed to get tested for autism but their father got distracted by a yard sale." Hobie says and that makes Dreyko slap his leg "Yo!- Yo wait imma pee on myself wait! Wait!" Miles kisses his teeth "Shut up. I still ain't tested to this day." "Wait! Wait this isnt about us but remember when Hobie told Miguel that he should go to therapy and Miguel said he was perfectly healthy and fine and then Miles said that he beats on his chest and starts growling everytime something doesnt go his way!" Pav says laughing yelling the last bit from how hard he's laughing and he transcends from loud laughing to wheezing as he falls over on the floor. Dreyko stands jumping from foot to foot laughing as he runs to the bathroom and everyone laughs harder as Gwen sinks to the ground and Hobie slams his foot on the floor repeatedly as his laughs sounds like he's losing air and Miles and Pav are both running around.

The next day Dreyko was on the phone with Miles(42) getting bullied "No your still an idiota, you do know Mamí almost caught you right?" "Caught what?" "Mamí almost caught you smoking, she smelled you this one time and she asked me about it but I saved your culo by telling her that on your walk you walked by some people smoking weed." "Bro you lyi- you serious?!" Miles laughs nodding "Yes i'm serious, thank me you dummy. She would have shoved the chancla up your narrow ass." "Thank you conejito, i think i'd off myself if I upset Rio. That women is too fine-" Miles makes a disgusted expression "EW! That's my mamí you predator!" "Wha-! How am I a predator! And I don't give a damn if she was yo granny, that women is FINE!" Miles(42) shakes his head "Keep talking about my Mamí and i'll come over there and shoot you." Dreyko rolls his eyes "Bro fuck off, you mad cuz i'm right." "I'm mad cuz you a predator preying on my Mamí!" "IM NOT A PREDATOR!" "That's what predators say!" Dreyko smacks his teeth laughing annoyed, huffing and puffing looking for a comeback "Tuh! Well shit your gay!" "I'm not gay idiota." "Nah that's what gay people say!" Dreyko says throwing Miles' words back in his face "Don't do that cuz for real i'm not gay-" "Of course not my bad. You just like the touch of a man, being near men, like cuddling up to men and will never look in the direction of any other gender." Miles glares at him "Fuck you!" Dreyko laughs but he looks at Miles mapping out how his eyes creased as he smiled and how his doe eyes lit up alittle "What?" "Hmm?" "Your staring at me." "Cuz I like staring at you." Miles blushes again, everytime Dreyko said dumb shit like that. He couldn't help it. It was straight up embarrassing cuz who says shit like that?. "Don't say shit like that. It sounds gay and it's embarrassing." Dreyko laughs "Well on the topic of gay-" Miles groans "No no for real. Do you ever think that you might be?" Miles grips his pillow laying his face on it as he stays silent because he's thinking so Dreyko doesn't push Miles waiting for his answer. "Well I never thought about it before. Girls have only told me they liked me, but there have been boys who said that I was pretty. But it's only been in comparison to girls especially since my hair is long and i'm short. Then when my dad died, liking people was never a thought that crossed my mind." Dreyko nods and then he starts up "I just wanna say that i'm sorry-" "For what." "I've called you pretty before." Miles cheeks grow darker as he thinks about it, he was still living with Miles(42) and he had just taken his hair out so it was freshly curly and Dreyko was watching him. Miles turned to meet Dreyko's eyes because he saw him in his mirror looking at him a certain way, he asked what the problem was and Dreyko flat out said "You look pretty like that." Miles' heart felt weird after that, he didn't know what to say or how to react. "Yea but...I don't care if you say i'm pretty." "You sure? Because if you don't want me to I won't." Miles nods "Well besides that, I get it and it can go either way of you haven't had experience and you not needing it to know who you are. But if you say you aren't then you aren't-" "No I don't know!" Miles says groaning burying his face in his pillow "There's only one guy who- that I wouldn't mind- ¡mierda!" Dreyko laughs "I get what your trying to say." "But does it count? If it's only one boy?" Dreyko shrugs "It depends. You don't have to be gay for that, that one boy could just your soulmate or something but that doesn't mean that your into every boy." Miles groans "That's confusing." Dreyko chuckles "Okay well how about this, you don't have to have a label. You can just like what you like." Miles thinks about it and he looks at Dreyko "What about the other one?" "Other one what?" "The other me- Miles." "Oh he's Bi." Miles(42) thinks about but in the end he shakes his head "Not feelin that one?" "No. I think unlabeled is better." Dreyko smiles "Did mi conejito just find himself in 15 minutes?!" Miles smiles flipping off Dreyko "Eat shit." Dreyko smiles more and just looks at Miles like he was doing before and he noticed how his cheeks were darker again. They got like that often, he would ask Miles about it but knowing him he would just deflect and call him stupid. "What!" Miles says again and Dreyko's smile never falters "You look pretty right now." Miles looks at Dreyko like he doesn't believe him "Im in my bonnet right now." "And? That bonnet looking sexy as hell!" Miles laughs and he adjusts his bonnet "Your so fucking weird..." "That much is clear." Miles sighs "I wish it was break already. All these tests are stressing me out." "This is why I don't go to school." "You went to school yesterday." Dreyko kisses his teeth "Bro shut up. Why are you airing out my business?" Miles chuckles as he sits up and he points to Dreyko "Because your always diciendo estupideces." Dreyko thinks for a second before mean mugging the fuck outta Miles "Bruh why you lying? No i do not." "Yes you do. You asked if pinocchio said his nose grows would it grow or would it not." "I was high!" Dreyko says tryna excuse it "No you wasn't! When you were high you asked how do people die when they get shot, just don't die." Dreyko laughs remembering which makes Miles smile.