CHP 2.22 (Part 1): Alert! Protagonist in crisis!

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A/N: Happy New Year, everyone!!!! (⁠ノ⁠◕⁠ヮ⁠◕⁠)⁠ノ⁠*⁠.⁠✧

Sorry for being late QAQ, enjoy the chapter!!

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CHP 2.22.1

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Alert! Protagonist is crisis!

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Hey, can you hear me?

'Nyo! Nyo hear!'

*sighs* Come back, I need you.

'Kekekekkekeke~'

Lin Jin gingerly rubbed his ear, testing the return of the delicate sensation of that soft, downy feathers and inquired.

What's happening inside?

'Nyyyooo!'

You were in there with him.

'Nyyyooo!'

You were! NOW SPEAK YOU FUCKIN- *takes a deep breath*

[Why are making such weird expressions? Do you wanna go to the toilet? Don't hold back your shit, geez... ] Joy said raising an eyebrow.

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'Nyooo hollllddd backkkk~'

If you answer me I won't throw you back inside my invent-

'Tooooooileeeettt~'

*eyebrow twitches*

'Shiiiiii-'

UTTER ONE MORE NONSENSICAL WORD AND I'LL FUCKING FLUSH YOU INTO THE TOILET!

'QAQ'

GOOD. NOW SPEAK, YOU MOTH-

'*sniffs* QAQ'

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{A/N: Swearing at children (???) is definitely a no-no, even when you're upset. Please do not follow Lin Jin's example and keep your language appropriate for the little ones *winks*}

*sighs* Alright, now tell me. What happened in there?

'Sweep'

Sweep?

'Mmmn!!'

What do you mean by 'sweep'?

'He sweep!'

Oh! (゜-゜) Is he doing the cha-cha? Moonwalking, perhaps? {A/N: 🤦}

'.... Nyo! He sweep! SWEEEEPPP!!''

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What the fuck? When did he trade his shitty persona for a broomstick? Perhaps, our fearless soon-to-be-emperor is aspiring to become the janitor of the century? (O_o)

'Daaaa fuuuccccckkkkkk~'

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Why is it so hard for me to just have some peace and quite even while thinking? QAQ

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