Lizzie's smart
Codfather Jimmy: No way Lizzie's smarter than me! We share the same braincell!
Ocean Queen Lizzie: Yeah, and I have it.
Codfather Jimmy: Then what's (789*97)^2?
Scott of Chromia: You don't even know the answer to that.
Codfather Jimmy: That's why you're here.
Ocean Queen Lizzie: 5857300089.
Scott of Chromia: Correct!
Codfather Jimmy: What?!
Secret
Count fWhip of the Grimlands: Hey, you wanna know a secret?
Wizard Gem: No.
Count fWhip of the Grimlands: Okay.
Wizard Gem: Do you smell smoke?
Count fWhip of the Grimlands: The secret is that the house is on fire.
How long were you playing videogames?
Grian & Jimmy:*Playing video games*
Joel: You guys woke up at 5:30 in the morning just to play games?
Grian: *silence*
Jimmy: *silence*
Joel: *finally figuring it out* ... You two never went to sleep, did you?
Grian & Jimmy in shame: Yeah...
What time is it?
Joel: *waking up early by accident* Ugh, what time is it?
Lizzie: I don't know, I'll get the cymbals. *clangs the cymbals*
Joel: *outraged* Who in the world is playing the cymbals at five thirty in the morning?!
Lizzie: It's 5:30.
Tango doesn't know how to cook pancakes
Tango: I truly go into housewife mode when I'm someone's soulmate- like, I'll make you pancakes and bacon every morning.
Jimmy: This is a lie. I'm literally dating him. This is a lie. HE DOESN'T EVEN KNOW HOW TO COOK A PANCAKE, WHAT IS THIS.
Why no one believes Joey
Joey: Why is it so hard for you to believe me?!
Katherine: ...
Joey: Oh, right. The lying.
If Lizzie were to choose
Jimmy: If you had to choose between Joel and all the money I have in my wallet, which would you choose?
Lizzie: That depends, how much money are we talking about?
Joel: Lizzie!
Jimmy: 63 cents.
Lizzie: I'll take the money.
Joel: LIZZIE!!!
My life is a little too much and not enough
Jimmy: My life is a little too much panic and not enough disco.
Joel: My life is a little too much fall and not enough boy.
Scott: My life is a little too much chemical and not enough romance.
fWhip: My life is a little too much imagination and not nearly enough dragons.
Why Jimmy doesn't run away
Sheriff Jimmy: The only thing keeping me from running away and hiding from society for the rest of my life is spite. I could disappear forever, but there are some really annoying people whose downfalls I have yet to witness, and I wanna be around when that happens.
False's sleep schedule
False: I've been sleeping so little the past few nights that when I go to the alarm app, I click on the power nap button. I don't set up alarms, I set up timers, Sausage.
Jimmy's been bamboozled
Sheriff Jimmy: I have been tricked, I have been backstabbed, and I have quite possibly been bamboozled.
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Empires SMP incorrect quotes
FanfictionEven though it says this book is completed, I will actually be posting whenever I feel like it. I just don't know how to end a book that could go on indefinitely... So anyway, this book will have quotes that the Empires SMP members actually said, st...
