Sausage and Shelby need therapy
Sausage and Shelby: *explain their experiences being corrupted*
Pix: ... You guys need therapy.
Great Witch Shelby: Sounds expensive.
Sausage of Sanctuary: Sounds cringe.
Those two are up to something
Audio from Transformers: Prime
Count fWhip of the Grimlands: *to Sausage* We made a deal. Just act completely normal.
Wizard Gem: fWhip, Sausage, do either of you know where the others have gone?
Count fWhip of the Grimlands: Why no sir, we do not know!
Lord Sausage: fWhip is correct! We do not know!
Count fWhip of the Grimlands: Why would we know?
Wizard Gem: Hm. Wait! You two are up to something!
The prophecy
Conal: Nothing's going to stop me now!
Aeor: Wait, there was a prophecy.
Conal: Oh, now there's a prophecy.
Book of prophecies: past and future: *exists*
Conal: Oh wow, that was a great, inspiring legend.
Lizzie's adjectives
Lizzie: What are your adjectives?
Joel: ... You mean my pronouns?
Lizzie: No, I know what your pronouns are! What are your adjectives?
Joel: ... I dunno. What are yours?
Lizzie: Noisy and chaotic!
Joel: I've never had something go from making no sense to making complete sense so quickly.
fWhip's insane
Wizard Gem: You're insane!
Count fWhip of the Grimlands: Sure I am, what's your point?
Scott's game
Jimmy: What's up with you?
Scott: What do you mean?
Jimmy: You've been nice and helpful and considerate all day. What's your game?
What the Wither Rose Alliance is missing
Gem: We're kind of missing something, guys.
Pearl: Cohesion?
fWhip: Teamwork?
Sausage: A general sense of what we're doing?
Gem: And Joey is not here.
fWhip: Oh, and that, yeah.
Can Sausage keep a secret?
Great Witch Shelby: Can you keep a secret?
Sausage of Sanctuary: Well, I'm good until I meet the next person.
Five little monkeys parody
Codboy Jimmy: Five little monkeys jumping on the bed. One fell off and...
Ocean Queen Lizzie: Was diagnosed with mesothelioma.
Codboy Jimmy: Mama called the doctor and the doctor said...
King Joel: You might be entitled to financial compensation if he or a loved one dies.
Scott's type
Scott: 'Cause you're pretty and you're smart, and you're ignoring me, so you're obviously my type.
Jimmy: *distracted* I'm sorry- what were you saying?
Scott: Perfect.
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Empires SMP incorrect quotes
FanfictionThis book will have quotes that the Empires SMP members actually said, stuff that I've seen other people put in incorrect quote books, random bits of audio I heard from somewhere, and just original incorrect quotes that I just made up. Have fun! :) ...
