What the emperors did during the Rapture
Count fWhip of the Grimlands: Blew up his whole empire.
Wizard Gem: Flew away on a dragon.
Lady Katherine: Throws away her crown because she doesn't think she's worthy anymore.
Codboy Jimmy: Throws away the Codboy head because he doesn't think he's worthy anymore and loses his memories.
Emperor Joey: Goes mad and dies.
Shrub Berry: Leaves with her wolves to find her family.
King Joel: Dies of heartbreak.
Pearl: Withers away.
Lord Sausage: Tries in vain to save Pearl for the next thousand years.
Scott of Rivendell: Commits suicide to kill his demon brother.
Copper King: ...
Ocean Queen Lizzie: Sings and dances while she makes her musical.
Denial SMP
Sheriff Jimmy: I'm not a toy!
Princess Katherine: I'm not cursed!
Oli: I'm not a bard!
Mayor Lizzie: I'm not a cat!
Count fWhip of Gobland: My railways are safe!
Princess Gem: I'm not an elf in another dimension!
False: I'm not murdering people in my sleep!
Pix: I'm not breaking the fourth wall!
God Joel: I'm not short!
Great Witch Shelby: I'm not on the run from the witching world!
Pirate Joe: I'm not stealing anything!
Scott of Chromia: I'm not just a single colorful person!
Sausage of Sanctuary: I'm not putting random items in random barrels!
Sausage's an assassin
Lord Sausage: I am an assassin.
Lady Katherine: No, you're not.
Lord Sausage: Did you see me do that?
Lady Katherine: Do what?
Lord Sausage: Exactly.
Joel's drowning
King Joel: Help! I'm drowning!
Ocean Queen Lizzie: Calm down. We're only in six feet of water!
King Joel: NOT ALL OF US ARE TALL!
What Jimmy's like when he loses
Lizzie: Is Jimmy always like this when they lose?
Grian: Oh, yes. You should've been there for the Great Jenga Tantrum of 2015.
Jimmy: You bumped that table and you know it!
How Joey likes his coffee
Shrub: How would you like your coffee?
Emperor Joey: As dark and as bitter as my soul.
Shrub: *shouting to someone behind the counter* I need one vanilla latte with extra cream and sugar!
Why they watch certain things
Lady Katherine: What makes you think it's okay to watch Hannibal given its subject matter?
King Joel: Sometimes, I watch television shows for entertainment purposes.
Emperor Joey: Because I condone murder and cannibalism.
What immediately pisses Jimmy off
Jimmy: Do you ever get pre-annoyed? Like you already know someone is going to piss you off?
Katherine: What? No, I—
Grian: *enters room*
Jimmy: *jaw clenches*
Sausage's ideas
Sausage: People always shoot down my ideas and I'm sick of it. Two sentences in and everyone's always shouting 'what in the world? that's illegal!' and 'you can't do that!'. Like, c'mon, let me talk!
How False prevented a murder
False: I prevented a murder today.
Sheriff Jimmy: Really? That's amazing! How did you do that?
False: Self-control.
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Empires SMP incorrect quotes
FanfictionEven though it says this book is completed, I will actually be posting whenever I feel like it. I just don't know how to end a book that could go on indefinitely... So anyway, this book will have quotes that the Empires SMP members actually said, st...
