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Part 31

Its Britney, Bitch

Lord Perceval
SEBBBBBBB
FRAN IS TRYING TO KILL ME

Red Bull Racing's Bowling Ball
Oh don't be dramatic Charles

Lord Perceval
YOUR CHASING ME WITH A KNIFE!?

Red Bull Racing's Bowling Ball
YOU WON'T TELL ME ABOUT LAST NIGHT

The Man Taken Out of Red Bull
FRANCESCA CELINE MARTIN-LEWIS

Red Bull Racing's Bowling Ball
SEBASTIAN I-DONT-KNOW-YOUR-
MIDDLE-NAME VETTEL

Honey Badger
And lets all have a minute of silence for Fran
I'll plan her funeral while we're at it

One Spanish Man
IS THERE DRAMA?

The Man Taken Out of Red Bull
PUT THE KNIFE DOWN AND STOP
CHASING CHARLES WITH IT
Its like dealing with two toddlers when it
comes to you two

Red Bull Racing's Bowling Ball
BUT PIERRE IS CHASING ME WITH A KNIFE
HOW IS THAT FAIR?

The Man Taken Out of Red Bull
PIERRE JEAN-JACQUES GASLY

French Baguette
Yes Seb
Sorry Seb

Lord Perceval
Ass kisser

Cat Crazy Man
Rich coming from you

The Smoothest Operator
I agree

Red Bull Racing's Bowling Ball
Charles the ass kisser

Lord Perceval
I AM NOT AN ASS KISSER

Red Bull Racing's Bowling Ball
Are you an ass kisser or are you French?

The Man Taken Out of Red Bull
He's Monegasque
Now stop it, both of you
Lewis, this is supposed to be your job now

Hammer Time No More
Nope, it's Fernando's job
They scare me

The Man Taken Out of Red Bull
Why? They aren't that scary
Charles and Francesca just act like idiots

One Spanish Man
Your saying their not scary whilst their
chasing each other with knives, Seb

The Man Taken Out of Red Bull
Besides the point

Hammer Time No More
Why do they scare me?
Francesca is crazy for a start
Charles is strangely forgetful - it's concerning...
Daniel is a child trapped in the body of
a thirty-three-year-old
Max...well he's Max. But he scares me
with the comments he makes sometimes

Lando No-Rizz
AND ME
DON'T FORGET ABOUT ME

One Spanish Man
Seb said I was too childish
And I agree

Lord Perceval
SEB
FRANCESCA IS FLICKING ME

The Man Taken Out of Red Bull
Mein Gott!
Francesca leave Charles alone