A few days later, Angel Dust, Niffty, Emily, and Odette join Charlie for her bachelorette party as they gather outside Lucifer's mansion.
Charlie: (excited) Thank you for coming. I promise you won't regret it
Angel Dust: (curious) So what exactly are we gonna be doing for this bachelorette party?
Charlie: (excited) Well, I may or may not have got my dad to turn the basement of the mansion into a massive bowling alley with a bar of food and drinks.
Emily: (surprised) Wow, Charlie, I never thought you were one for bowling.
Charlie: (calmly) I'm not really. I just thought it would be fun.
Odette: (calmly) Sounds interesting.
Niffty chuckles mischievously as Odette takes a few calm steps away from the little demon.
Angel Dust: (confused) Wait, if the bowling alley is inside, why are we outside?
Charlie: (calmly) Well... I might have invited another person to join us tonight.
Angel Dust: (surprised) You what?
The group turns to see Alastor teleporting in front of them... with a familiar cannibal.
Rosie: (excited) Oh Charlie dear, it's great to see you again. Thanks for inviting me here.
Angel Dust: (shocked) You've got to be kidding me.
Alastor: (calmly) My work here is done. I'm sorry, I can't join you. I have an old friend to pick up. See you all at the wedding.
Alastor teleports away as Rosie joins Charlie and the others.
Rosie: (cheerfully) So, what's the plan for tonight, darling?
Charlie: (smiling) Well, we're going to have a blast bowling in the basement, then we'll head up for some drinks and snacks at the bar. It's going to be a fun night!
Rosie: (calmly) Oh, how delightful.
Angel Dust: (nervously) Just make sure you don't try to eat any of us.
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Up in heaven, in the Prince's throne room, Jesus looks out a window as John enters the room.
John: (coldly) You called, boss?
Jesus: (annoyed) Yes, what news is there from our spy? It's been a month, A MONTH, and she hasn't said a thing. AND WHERE IS MY BUTLER? I ORDERED HIM TO GET MY SMOOTHIE TWO MINUTES AGO.
Suddenly, said butler enters the room, holding a tray of smoothies.
Jesus: (annoyed) Took you long enough.
Cupid: (nervously) Sorry, sir, I was going as fast as I could.
Jesus: (annoyed) Fail me again, and I'll shove an angelic sword right down your throat and into your heart. Understood?
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Hazbin Hotel - The Rebirth
FanfictionAdam is dead, the extermination has failed, heaven decides to dispose of their weakest links