luffyxnami (one shots)

Stupid or smart?

The events begin after Wano and everyone are on the ship after Nami finished beating Luffy and they are in the kitchen now eating food.

Luffy: Sanji, give me plenty of meat.

Sanji: Okay, just wait a minute.

Luffy keeps complaining as he tries to steal food from others.

Usopp: Luffy, keep your hands off my food.

Chopper: Don't touch my food or I'll bite you.

Luffy: Shishishi,You can not

Nami: (Angrily) It is better for you to remain silent. Wasn't that beating enough for you?

Luffy: (laughs) Shishishi, no it wasn't enough.

Nami (angrily): So you want to get more, you idiot?

Luffy: I'm not stupid.

Nami: Haha, if you're not the stupid one, then who is the stupid one?

Usopp: Yes, Luffy, your mind only works in battles.

Zoro: Ha-ha-ha, yes, Luffy, I want you to teach me the Ryu technique that that old man taught you in prison.

Luffy: Shishishi, okay Zoro, we'll practice later, but I'm not stupid, Nami, and I'll do anything to prove you wrong.

Nami: Ha-ha-ha, I don't want you to do anything. All you're good at is fighting and eating.

Luffy: Shishishi, no, I'm skilled at many other things. You guys don't know me well.

Nami: With a smile, well, first I want you to know the lock code for the refrigerator, Luffy, aren't you smart enough to know it, and if you don't know it, you will pay me 30,000 berries, and if you succeed, I will allow you to do anything reckless you want today.

Luffy: Shishishi, this is a great deal.

Zoro: Luffy, are you sure?

Luffy: Chichi, don't worry, Zoro, but I'll get something first.

Luffy goes to his room.

Usopp: Where did he go?

Chopper: Is he serious about this challenge?

Jinbe: But Nami-san, what if he knew the answer and won the challenge?

Brook: Yohoho, I can't imagine the reckless things Luffy-san would do in one day

Nami: Don't worry, I'm sure, it's impossible for Luffy to know the refrigerator code.

Robin: Fufufu, I'd say the exact opposite.

Luffy comes with a big notebook and pen.

Luffy: Shishishi, yes first I will ask two questions and I want them to be answered honestly.

Frankie: Wait, do you even know how to write?

Nami: (in amazement), yes, can you read and write?

Luffy: (Frowning) Yes of course I can, I'm not ignorant.

Sanji: It really seems like there are things we don't know about you.

Luffy: Shishi, now the first question is who designed this lock.

Frankie: Of course it's me.

Luffy: Yes, of course, Frankie. Now who put the code to the lock?

Sanji: I'm the one who put it.

Luffy: Shishi, now give me five minutes and I will figure out the code.

After five minutes of silence.