*Dandy's world one shots*

community service

Dandy and Shrimpo work at a restaurant. Will they make it out with their sanity??

No, the answer is no.

Sorry sigmas, Gigi isn't in this. ( I haven't warmed up to her yet, she's a cute character but everytime I see her I get flash backs from Boxy boo from Poppy playtime.)

Also this is based off a real restaurant I seen once ( I completely forgot the name, it's been like a year. )

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"So.. it seems.. blowing up a stop sign just because it looked at you wrong is illegal. Destruction of property or whatever." Dandy said as he marched back and forth, a clipboard in his hands. Shirmpo watched with an angry expression as he laid on the couch.

"We gotta do community service." Shrimpo groaned while he waved his arms around. "I HATE COMMUNITY SERVICE."

"Me too buddy. But it looks like our days of breaking random objects in public are over..!" Dandy threw the clipboard somewhere, breaking some objects in the process.

"It's at some random cafe too, we gotta raise money for some orphans" Dandy huffed as he said this, he did not care for some batman child actor rejects!

Shrimpo stood up and slowly walked towards the front door, dragging his feet slowly as a way of annoying anyone who would bother to listen. "C'mon, let's get this over with you Twink pie."

Dandy grimaced at the nickname but followed anyways, he didn't really have a choice.
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"This place looks nasty. I don't wanna go inside." Shrimpo complained as he crossed his arms, Dandy only nodded in agreement but headed for the door.

They both walked in, taking a moment to adjust to the smell of pork. "Dandy, why don't we just blow up the building?" Dandy facepalmed once those words left Shrimpo's mouth.

"Because.. if we get caught, they'll put us in jail DUH. Listen, I love doing horrible stuff but let's wait it out for a while." Shrimpo groaned and turned towards a poster on the wall.

"Ew what's this–"

The door burst open to reveal someone in a well made suit, they were a weird looking toon. Their skin was made out of fabric, perhaps they were a sort of blanket? Shrimpo and Dandy didn't know and honestly they didn't care.

"Ah~! There you two are! The lovely troublemakers that will be doing my dirty work for the next month!"

The person clapped a bit before grabbing both of their shoulders, "Here, let me show you the way to your uniforms!" They were shoved into a random closet, the person threw two bags of clothes at them and left.

"Ew, the uniform is even worse than the place! How is that even possible!?" Dandy grumbled as he put on the black shirt with a pink heart in the corner of its chest.

"I hate this already." Shrimpo whispered as he pulled up the black pants with multiple pink hearts covered across it.

"At least this can't get worse."
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"Annddd this is the kitchen! You guys will be waiters so don't worry about this too much!"

Dandy and Shrimpo only nodded in response, not really caring about anything the man had said previously.

"Oh and I forgot to mention something about your uniforms.." Shrimpo grumbled, what now?

"You guys get... Rollarskates!" Dandy's eyes widened while Shrimpo rolled his. "How are we supposed to serve food.. with rollarskates.?"