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Fancypants!(SMUT❗)

Teagan x Rodger

TW FOR MENTIONS OF SMALL BLOOD

Does a little dance and trips

How's it going guys? 🫐🫐

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"How do I look?" Rodger asked his wife while he fixed his tie. Teagan looked up from her book and smiled she stood up and planted a small kiss on his frame. "You look wonderful, darling." Rodger closed his eye and blushed, "Well, we best be off then. Wouldn't want to miss the show."

"And then we can finger paint!" Goob spun Toodles around while she giggled, Scraps stared and facepalmed "Be careful, don't drop her like you dropped-"

"We're leaving now, we'll be back at 8:00." Rodger put his gloves on and handed Teagan her purse. "Thank you for babysitting, we appreciate it." Teagan handed Scraps 200 tapes. (money🤤)

"Don't trash the house." Rodger looked towards Goob and Toodles, making Scraps smile a bit. "Don't worry, they won't as long as they're under my care!"

That reassured Rodger but Teagan was still slightly worried. "You remember her schedule right? Her bedtime is at 7:30 sharp and she doesn't like to eat anything purple and.."

"That's quite enough Teagan, I'm sure they're capable. Goodbye now." He dragged her out and waved goodbye to Toodles, Teagan sighed and made sure she had everything in her purse before shutting the door.

They walked towards the car, arms linked together. Teagan giggled as Rodger opened the car door for her and bowed, eventually they drove off while Toodles and Goob stared at them through the window. "Time to cause trouble?" Toodles grinned and looked up at Goob, Goob nodded "Time to cause trouble."
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"What do you mean it's closed?!" Rodger angrily huffed as he read the sign on the door, the 'fancy' museum they hand planned to go to was closed due to rats. Maybe it was for the best that they didn't go.

"Rodger, honey. It's fine. Let's just get back in the car." Teagan grabbed onto Rodgers arms and pulled him back slightly, "But our anniversary.. I didn't plan on it being closed."

Teagan kissed him on his glass, leaving a black kiss mark there. "Don't worry my love, we'll figure something else out." Rodger's legs turned into jello, making him nod and go back to the car, they sat down in silence as Rodger pondered what they could do now.

"Don't worry, I know a spot. Teagan suddenly said as if she had planned on this happening. Rodger stared at her and nodded; allowing for her to guide him where to go.

Teagan guided them into a secluded area, a nice untouched forest area. "Angel? What are we doing here.." Teagan unbuckled herself and motioned at the backseats. "Its 6:00. We still have a good two hours until we're supposed to be back. Let's spend some time together for once." Rodger blushed and watched as his wife climbed onto the back seat and pulled up her dress - she was only wearing underwear.

Rodger put the car in park and followed what she had done previously.

"I've been really.. really needy, especially since we haven't done anything in months. Treat me right, Rodger." She moved her hips a bit as Rodger climbed on top of her, Rodger nodded and gasped slightly as Teagan brought him down - planting kiss marks all across his glass.

She tilted his head and groaned "be rough."

Rodger blushed profusely and hesitated, "I promise."

Teagan seemed satisfied with this and pushed him up and grabbed his hand; leading it towards her panties.

Rodger got the hint and rubbed his hand across her underwear, he could tell she was already wet; it was also visibly through her underwear.

She groaned and moved her hips once more. Rodger squinted his eye and pulled her legs up; and grabbed her underwear - ripping it down leaving her exposed.

He moved upwards and unbuckled his belt, he let his pants fall down to his mid thighs. Teagan bit her lip at the sight and let out an impatient moan "Honey please.. I need you now." Rodger stared at her before pulling down his boxers, just enough for his dick to spring out; already semi hard from how Teagan was talking.

"What about prep, and protec-" Teagan huffed "Rodger. I need you, im willing to take you raw. I need you inside of me." Rodger's dick twitched making Teagan smile "you want me just as bad."

Rodger lined his tip up with Teagan's hole and entered it slightly, groaning at how tight she was. "Rodger~.." Rodger slammed himself in.

Teagan moaned his name again and wrapped her legs around his waist. "Please.. please, oh please I need you~" Teagan moved her hips and tried to create some friction.

At this point; the tea in her head was practically overflowing onto the cars ground and door but neither of them paid any mind to it. He slammed back into her tight cunt and embraced the slick that coated his dick every time he pulled out, Teagan became loose and fast.

Rodger pulled out and rubbed his tip again her pulsating clit, both throbbing as they moved with each other. Small amounts of cum came out of Teagan, it dripped down and a majority of it rested on Rodger's veiny cock.

He inserted himself back and held her hips. "Teagan.. Teagan..!" Rodger muttered as he slammed in her, eventually cumming into her.

Rodger huffed before pulling out, cum and blood coated on his dick. Teagan dragged his hand down to play with her clit, she still wasn't done. He used his thumb and rubbed circles on it as Teagan squished her boobs "Oh Rodger!~" Teagan moaned out blissfully as her legs shook.

She clutched onto her boob, digging her gloved fingers through her skin before squirting onto Rodger's hands.

They breathed heavily and sat there for a few minutes, Teagan readjusting herself and keeping her head up as she stared at the wet spot on the car ground.

"I really needed that .." Teagan pulled Rodger closer and placed another gentle kiss on his face. "Now let's get dressed, we may do this later tonight based on if Toodles is in another deep sleep." Rodger blushed at this and pulled up Teagan's underwear for her.

Teagan smiled and exhaled at how wet she was, Rodger pulled up his pants and boxers.

"Oh darling.. you look exhausted, let me drive." Teagan lifted up his head, he was struggling to buckle up his belt. "Yes ma'am.." Rodger tiredly sighed.

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The drive home was quiet, both too embarrassed and exhausted to talk. They arrived at their house and stumbled out of the car; Rodger opened the door for her making Teagan smile.

"Hi Miss Teagan and Mister Rodger!" Goob waved as he whispered yelled, Scraps was drawing something while Goob watched cartoons. "We put Toodles to bed, so we're trying to be super quiet!" Goob stood up, pulling Scraps with him "bye bye!" They left quickly, Scraps was half asleep and it seemed like Goob wasn't too far off.

They creaped upstairs snd and stared into Toodles's room; she was knocked out. Teagan smiled and dragged Rodger to their room. Locking the door behind her.

"Lucky us.~"

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I am a superstar with a big big house and a big big car 🤓☝🏽

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