*Dandy's world one shots*

Thorns(SMUT❗)

Dandy x T!Shrimpo

( mentions of a barbed and thorned dick - requested. )

Ligmabro - here you go buddy. Also, why do you join me in Dandy's world just to scream at me to get back to writing sobs

I was given a plot for this but I forgot some of it so sorry if it's bad 🏈

I'm not getting paid enough to do this (spoiler; I don't get paid at all )

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Dandy snatched a tape off of the ground and examined its condition before smiling and putting it in his bag. His eyes drifted off to a puddle of Ichor, tapes scattered around and in it. "Wonder what happened here.."

Pounding, that's all he heard. Apparently there was a twisted on the floor, but he didn't see any capsules so he didn't know who or what it was. Feeling confident in his stealth - he walked towards the noise; gasping as he found Shrimpo; half twisted half aware staring back at him.

Shrimpo charged, swinging a punch towards him but was grabbed into a one sided hug. "There you are! I was starting to get worried!" Dandy pulled away and grabbed his face, examining his pinkish eyes - ichor dripped from his mouth but Dandy could still tell he was doing his usual frown.

"Let's go get you cleaned up while you still have your sanity." Shrimpo pulled against Dandy's touch but was kept in place, mostly for his and Dandy's own safety. He was dragged back into the elevator; hand in hand with Dandy as he whistled.

The elevator began going up "So.. how's the weather?" Dandy turned towards Shrimpo who was trying to rip the ichor off with his free hand. "Not talkative.. oh well!"

Dandy went back to whistling.
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It was dark, not surprising since Dandy liked to go on solo runs while everyone was asleep It made it easier to sneak around. "Be quiet, don't want anyone seeing you like this." Dandy tugged him along to the room next to his shop, they went through the door "There's a small room back here, well. You should know that it is already based on our.. past interactions."

Yes it was true, Dandy and Shrimpo were more so fuck buddies, both not wanting to confirm if they were dating or not - in all honesty they just liked the thrill.

"Sit down." Shrimpo reluctantly slumped into a small yellow chair and watched as Dandy rummaged through his bag. He pulled out a cloth and an unknown bottle of liquid, he poured a fair enough amount and headed towards Shrimpo "This might hurt a little, try not to go full twisted on me alright?" Dandy didn't give him time to react and grabbed him by his wrists; aggressively scrubbing the ichor off.

It came off really easy but it left rashes all over his hands and wrists - Dandy smiled at his process and added more of the mysterious liquid back on the cloth. "Time to solve your mouth problem."

Dandy held him by his neck so he wouldn't move and rubbed his face; imagine washing a plate with a sponge - it kinda worked like that but was way more aggressive. "And-" he scrubbed the bottom of his chin "– you should be good! Try speaking for me, shrimpy." Shrimpo clenched his jaw and opened it, seemed like he was in pain. "I.. I hate this." His voice was strained and hoarse, but hey, he could talk somewhat.

"There you go! Good as new!" Dandy put his supplies back in the bag and threw it through the door to his shop. "Can't let the others see you.." Dandy focused on Shrimpo's eyes, dilated pupils and red eyes and his mouth area and hands were bruised.

"No offense but you don't look the best right now." Dandy walked towards him and cupped his face "But alas, even in this hideous form - I still love you" Dandy joked, earning an embarrassed grumble from Shrimpo.

"I missed you, I missed seeing your face." Dandy leaned down and planted a small kiss on his forehead. "I've also missed your touch.." Dandy trailed his hand downward; keeping it on his thigh.

Shrimpo grabbed Dandy's shoulders, making him jump a bit "..please." Shrimpo gasped. "Oh?" Dandy moved his hand over his crotch and rubbed his hand in a circle on it; "Already hard? Don't tell me you got off to me rubbing your face with a cloth?" Dandy slipped his hand into Shrimpo's pants, stopping right above his dick.

"S-stop.." Dandy immediately pulled away and made sure Shrimpo wasn't uncomfortable, Shrimpo grabbed his hand and forced it back on his crotch "Stop teasing me.."

Dandy immediate smiled and went back to what he was doing, "Mm.." Dandy hummed and began to pull down Shrimpo's pants, taking his boxers down with him. "It still shocks me every time I see it." Dandy rubbed his hand up and down Shrimpo's cock, some of the thorns slightly piercing his skin each time he brushed against them.

He got down on his knees and separated Shrimpo's legs. For extra teasing points; he rubbed up against his dick making it lay against his cheek as he looked up at Shrimpo. "Come on.. use your words and tell me how much you want this."

Shrimpo kept his mouth shut, still maintaining eye contact with Dandy as he rubbed his cheek against his cock. "Being down there for so long must've been stressful, surely you have some pent up anger you wanna.. release." Dandy gripped on Shrimpo's thighs and dramatically fluttered his eyes.

".. I need you." Shrimpo managed to get out - his voice even worse than before. "Ah.. ah ah! We say 'Please' around here, use your manners!" Dandy stuck his tongue out and sat up a bit.

"P-.. please.." Dandy smiled and spit onto the his tip. Shrimpo laid his head back and spread his legs, allowing Dandy to rub his hands up and down.

"You like that don't you..?" Dandy thrusted his hands back and forth more aggressively; giggling as precum squirted out onto his hands.

He grinned before bending down more and taking his cock into its mouth; wincing as the sharp edges dug into his throat. He let out a muffled sigh and started face fucking himself - tears started to flow from his eyes due to the pain. God, he could taste his own blood mixed with cum.

Shrimpo grabbed onto his petals, ripping his red one and folding his orange one. "Arg.." Shrimpo dug his nails downward, scraping Dandy's forehead as he pushed him down onto his cock. Dandy let him himself be used as a sex doll and held back his gags.

Shrimpo thrusted his hips upward and buried the tip of his cock deep into the back of Dandy's throat before cumming. Dandy was pushed back onto his back as he tried to swallow it all; some dripped down his chin and he gulped.

Dandy stood up and dusted himself off before climbing onto Shrimpo. Dandy wasn't hard; something Shrimpo immediately noticed. Usually he was the more excited one in these cases.

Dandy threw his hips back and forth, muttering something under his breath as the wetness from Shrimpo's cock got his pants wet. He pulled Shrimpo into a kiss and immediately shoved his tongue down his throat without warning, their tongues swirled together; Dandy held Shrimpo by his neck to deepen their makeout session.

Before rolling his eyes and pulling away. "As much as I'd like to continue.. the others will be awake soon." Dandy got off of Shrimpo and left him sitting there; still dazed from the hand job and mouth job he had received.

"Hurry up and get yourself cleaned up, there's wipes on the table. You'll probably stay in here until your appearance dies down." Dandy snapped as he wiped his ass, blushing as cum dripped from it. "..okay.." Shrimpo huffed as he continued to stare at the ground; unmoving.

"Jeez.. I forgot how long you were trapped down there without touch." GardenViews lights turn on and Dandy could already hear Yatta and Blot talking about something. Dandy ran over to Shrimpo and gave him one more kiss on the forehead before running into his shop and closing the door behind him.

Shrimpo stared at his sharp hands. Not really processing anything.

"Hmm.."

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