*Dandy's world one shots*

Toxic tongues(SMUT❗)

Shrimpo x Dandy

TW: No aftercare and it's raw sex. ( Slight cursing as well. )

Errrauuguhhh

You spin my head right round like a record player

Kittystarly. For the last time. I. Am. Not. Caseoh. 🤠☝🏽

Peanut. Butter.

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Dandy took another swish of alcohol not really caring if it got in his suit, Shirmpo snatched the bottle from him and drank it all without a second thought.

They both had a huge tolerance for alcohol so it wasn't really affecting them; they liked the taste though. "Why do we do this to ourselves?" Dandy questioned as he continued to stare at the blank TV screen.

Shrimpo shrugged and pulled out another glass of alcohol and basically ripped the cap off.

Shrimpo huffed as he took a big drink, pulling away with a small popping noise from his mouth. "We need to buy stronger alcohol. It's getting numb." Shrimpo slammed the glass on the coffee table in front of him, thankfully it didn't break.

"I'm bored. And Astro isn't answering my textssuhh.." Dandy groaned as he flopped back on the couch, "You're not even together, why are you so invested with him?" Shirmpo questioned while he cracked his neck.

"He's my best friend, and I don't know what I would do without him.." Dandy started to tear up – the alcohol seemingly had an effect on him after all. Shrimpo rolled his eyes and pulled him into a kiss, Dandy wrapped his hands around the back side of Shrimpo's neck as Shrimpo crawled on top of him.

Shirmpo pulled away and rubbed Dandy's face; "Just shut up already." He went back into the kiss, their tongues swirling together as Dandy tugged on Shrimpo's shirt.

Shrimpo pulled away again and quickly took off his white shirt, leaving himself in his black boxers. He was already 'Exposed' when Dandy came over for their daily drinking time, "augh. Hurry up Shitpo." Dandy muttered under his breath – making Shrimpo roll his eyes as he unbuttoned Dandy's suit, throwing it off to the side because he honestly didn't care.

He quickly pulled down Dandy's pants, his multi color boxers now available for his view. "That's so gay dandy, rainbow boxers?" Shrimpo teased while he shamelessly pulled them down as well.

"It's in my brand, what am I without the rainbow?" Dandy parted his legs and allowed Shrimpo to slide in between them. "You'd be straight. Ew. I hate the thought of that." Shrimpo muttered in a disgusted tone.

"Well, me and someone else used up all my lube so we're doing it raw." Shrimpo parted Dandy's legs apart and rubbed his tip against his hole.

"Jeez you're such a whoREAUH" Shrimpo thrusted into him, the tip scraping against his insides. Dandy hissed and tried to close his legs but was denied by Shrimpo keeping them parted.

"W-woah! Be gentle!" Dandy gasped as he tried to regain his breath; "Oh shut up, as both know you like it rough." Shirmpo grabbed his hips and awaited his consent to go further.

Dandy chuckled and smirked at the man above him "You know me so well~ the colors green." Dandy held on to his shoulders and fluttered his eyelashes like a princess.

"I hate it when you make that face." Shrimpo thrusted into him without any remorse, hitting his prostate immediately. "F-fuck~.." Dandy dug his nails into Shrimpo's shoulders, Shrimpo didn't care as he continued to thrust; their skin clasping together creating small clapping noises.

Dandy's phone began to ring, catching them both of guard, Dandy looked at Shirmpo questioningly; Shrimpo only grabbed his phone and handed to him – implying that he  should answer it.

"H-hello?" Dandy said in a slight whisper – he decided to put it on speaker phone because he could. "Hey Dandy, I seen your line of text messages. I'm coming to pick you up, you really need to take better care of yourself." Astro said quickly, Dandy could hear his car starting and panicked.

Shrimpo grinned and thrusted in to him, making him moan in pain. "O-ow!" Dandy accidentally said out loud and mentally screamed.

"Dandy?! Where are you? What just happened?" Dandy didn't reply and continued to death stare Shrimpo, who only playfully rolled his eyes.

"I er.. I'll be at.. I'll be near the North Park.. just gimme a second. Bye!" Dandy thought quickly, trying to make up an excuse. "Dandy wait–"

Dandy hung up the phone and threw it to the side. "You're such an asshole Shrimpboy."

Shrimpo chuckled and went back to thrusting into him harshly, reaching his climax. "Whatever, be glad your lover boy called you."

He pulled out fully, slamming back in with full force; making Dandy cum on the spot. "i-in or o-out..?" Shrimpo muttered as his thrusts got more sloppy.

"Ah...~ out.." Dandy moaned, Shrimpo pulled out and jacked himself off harshly; cumming on Dandy's lower stomach.

Dandy's phone rang again, he ignored it this time and quickly grabbed something to wipe Shrimpo's cum off of himself. He hurried as he swiftly put his suit back on, he made sure his petals looked presentable before slamming Shrimpo on the head.

"Cya in a few days seamen-boy!" Dandy grabbed his phone and ran out the door, clearly heading towards the place he said he would meet Astro.

Shrimpo watched him run away and rolled his eyes.

"Jeez he's so gay."

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