*Dandy's world one shots*

Stuffed 'Turkey'(SMUT❗)

Ftm!Astro x Dandy

The wheels on the bus 👽👽

Twisted Vee can catch these hands, I'm tired of that hoe 🤪

Consider this your late thanksgiving special 😘

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"Bye! Thank you all for coming! Happy Thanksgiving!" Dandy waved off the guests as they left, a majority of them carrying leftovers.

As soon as they were out of view – Astro came up from behind him; wrapping his hand around Dandy's waist as he led him inside.

"I'm glad that went well, and we still have a good amount of food to eat!" Dandy pointed towards the food on the table, grinning as he stared at the turkey mostly.

"Mm yeah. Its getting late though." Astro looked at the time, 8:45 pm, it wasn't that late but they were both actors so they went to bed earlier than most.

"You're right.. here, go to bed. I'll be up as soon as I'm done!" Dandy turned towards Astro and held his hand as he led him towards the stairs.

"Okay, I love you." Astro bent down, giving Dandy a kiss on the forehead before walking up. "I love you too!" Dandy blushed heavily before looking at his wedding ring, grinning at it before turning back to the table.

"Gotta hurry, I don't wanna keep Astro waiting.." His south-ish accent showed a bit more as he whispered that, he got to work quickly, making sure everything was secured before heading down stairs to their other fridge after some of the food wouldn't fit in their main fridge.

"Finally, geez. Why did we make so much food?" Dandy rubbed his hands together, he was currently in the basement – which was extremely cold and dark.

"I've always hated it down here.." Dandy walked towards the steps, tripping on one and hitting his head. "Augh." He stood up and practically crawled up the stairs, he reached his hand up and touched his forehead, groaning as he realized that he was bleeding.

"Damn it. I don't think we have any bandages." What to do now? Dandy pondered on it while looking through cabinets; trying to find something to help himself.

"Dandy?"

Dandy held back a scream as he looked towards the voice, Astro stood there with his shirt on; the scars on his chest on full display.

"Oh! Sorry.. I didn't know that I was being THAT loud." Dandy waved his hand around nervously, putting one on the top of his head – trying to conceal his wound.

"Why are you holding your head like that?" Astro stepped closer, reaching out his arms for Dandy. Dandy backed up; stuttering as he failed to come up with an excuse.

"Well– I uhm.." Astro latched onto Dandy, pulling him closer as he removed Dandy's hand from his head.

Dandy fell silent while Astro could only gasp. "What happened..?" Astro forced Dandy to look up at him, maintaining eye contact.

"I fell up the stairs and hit my head..?" Dandy shrugged, immediately looking off to the side as he fell weak under Astro's stern gaze.

"You need to be more careful.." Astro grabbed his hands, still maintaining a one-sided eye contact session. "I know. I'm sorr–"

"Don't say that. C'mon, we have some bandages up stairs." Dandy sighed and followed, his face burning with embarrassment.

Astro opened their bedroom door, since they both liked the cold – it was practically freezing. Making Dandy silently hissing as the cold air engulfed his wound.