Cliche(A parody)

Cliche #11: A Grammar Nazi's Worst Nightmare

Let's play a game! Find out how many errors I have achieved in this chapter. Oh and I almost had a seizure from how bad this was. Like seriously I almost passed out from how terribly I have written this chapter. I probably need to read Shakespeare after this to punish myself. If my English teacher saw this, she would probably punch me in the face. This is going to be a short chapter cause I can only write so many errors. I'm laughing right now imagining one of the readers saying:

"I don't see anything wrong with this?"

For you grammar Nazi's, your in for one shitty chapter.(See what I did there?)

hey guys my name is jasminef and i amf 16 yrs old and has blonde hair withe blue sreaks and i am just an average girlf and well accept for the facts i am secret agent spies your surprised right B-)"hey jazzy"oh thats my big brother who is not actually my big brofer but the guy who looked after me because my parents died protecting me from a evil society

"oh your here finally ive been waiting for you big bro"i said while walking over to his on the kirchin he waz making his famus pankakes that always made me drul with want and needz "sorry i was caught up with a assignment"oh what waz in i asked while sitting in the chair near the counter"someone might attack us"

O.o"why"i grew worried bexause thag could be very dangerus anf i dont wan t h him to get hurtt im in lurb wit him even though hez fifthteenth yrs older and he tuk care of me and i love him wit all my hearts.<3 <3 <3

"dont worry i will protect you" *swoon* he luked deeply into my orbs while i stared into hiz was he gonna kiss me XD omg lol he iz what to du O.O *squeals* hiz face grew closer ans closer until out lumps mets a loud bang waz heard and he fell to tha ground hoodling his stumach "no" i screamed while kneeling in front of him he grunted in pain while coughing up blud "i love you 4 evah" i whispered his fingern shook while touching nah cheek "i love you 5 evah" he closed his eyes and waz gone : '(

Tah Emd

Man that shit was terrible. It was such a struggle writing this chapter. Oh and this is a lesson for you Grammar Nazi's....please lay off a little for those who actually try to write their stories correctly. Since it can be much much worse. Because nobody is perfect and there will be errors in their stories. Remember that they're not all professional writers, but teenagers who use this site to escape. Now to you writers who respond badly to someone nicely pointing out an error in your story...stop being such a whiny biatch. They're only trying to help your story. Also to further your knowledge as a writer and teach you things that will help you in life. So please do not under any circumstances start to retaliate with agression, but respond with gratitude. Yes criticism hurts but you have to realize that they're only doing it out of kindness instead of bitterness. Oh and um sorry for call in you a 'whiny biatch' I got caught up in the moment. *awkwardly smiles* So um peace out.