"You take first punch loser."
Loser huh? I beg to differ, but everyone's opinion is valid, even if it's completely and utterly wrong. "No." I retorted.
"No?"
"Yeah. Sorry, but I'm more of a lover not a fighter."
"Oh really? It's not like I've seen any of THAT before." Even though I couldn't see his face, I could pretty much taste the sarcasm in his voice.
"Listen man, it's all part of the business. You should know how that goes I mean come on! You're an heir after all." I felt a hand on my shoulder. "You're an idiot and a player." I squinted my eyes. "Wow. Talk about blunt." The hand was now off of me. "I never said I was going to be nice. I'm only here because I lost your crappy bet, and as an honorable man I must fulfill my promises. After all, it's part of the business." Sly dog. Using my own words against me.
"Yeah you're not very good at bets are you?"
"OF COURSE IM GOOD AT BETS WHAT DO YOU TAKE ME FOR YOU HEATHEN!?"
"Dude calm down, I was just wondering.....do you want another bet?"
"What are the terms?"
"If you win you get to leave here early. If I win...."
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JohnDave richstuck
Fanfiction(Art credit ikimaru on tumblr) Aight so this is like a JohnDave richstuck sort of thing. I know it's like a thing where John and Jade are siblings and like they're related to Jake and Jane, but we're just gonna keep nanna and Jane and popop and jake...
