Ask the Creepypastas

Part 29

Princess Starlight : So much work needs to be done for the Ask Sonic and Friends, but no, the Admin wanted to finish this first

BEN : She must have some hurtful hands if she's busy typing all the time

Princess Starlight : Yeah but she wants to make up for the long haitus. You know?

BEN : Seems legit I guess

Princess Starlight : Anyways, Hoodie says that the ProxiePads are almost done, is that correct?

Hoodie : Yup. But due to budget cuts, we might release the ProxiePads next year on a March or something

BEN : Its my fault, isn't it?

Hoodie : Yes

BEN : I feel ashamed

Hoodie : You should

Princess Starlight : Lets just get this started with guys

Hoodie : *holds up a prototype ProxiePad* Right

Princess Starlight : This new comment is from @bloodykitty1138.

BEN : I still like that name

Princess Starlight : Flattering isn't going to get you anywhere

BEN : Still, its a nice name

Princess Starlight : ... well yeah. It says in the comment ... Here Toby*hands him 50 boxes of waffles* and Jeff I'm not a fangirl you rip off of the joker Ben: here *hands him 1000$* dark link if you touch the princesses without anyone allowing it I get to hurt you and not in a good way and slinder man why don't you have a face what would you do if someone put girl make up on you LJ can I have I hug please*puppy dog eyes* ej here I fold a dieing person and thought you would like this*hands him two kidneys* oh and splendor man can we have a party and zelgo hi and I dare Jeff and Ben to have a rap battle and yes I commit alot sorry

Toby : YAY! WAFFLES! *eats them cold*

BEN : ... *sweat drop*

Princess Starlight : ... PFFT. Jeff is a rip-off of the Joker

Jeff : ... *walks away* I hate these people

BEN : YES I GET $1,000!

Hoodie : Ahem!

BEN : .... *hands him the money*

Hoodie : Thank you :3

BEN : ;-;

Dark Link : ... So, if I touch the princess without anyone allowing it, you get to hurt me and not in a good way?

Princess Starlight : That's pretty much what it says

Dark Link : HA! Humans don't scare me! That's the worst possible threat yet!

Princess Starlight : *sigh*

Dark Link : Oh, before I leave *looks at her and grips her chest, then walks away*

Princess Starlight : .... WHY LIFE WHY

BEN : *growling*

Slenderman : Why don't I have a face? I just ... don't. Its that simple. And what would I do if someone put girl make up on me? I'd be mad, that's for sure

Princess Starlight : Yeah 030

Slenderman : -^-

Laughing Jack : Wait, you want a hug!? Really!?

Princess Starlight : The fans want what the fans want, LJ

Laughing Jack : :D *hug*

Princess Starlight : ^^

Eyeless Jack : FREE KIDNEYS! YAS! *takes and eats them*

Princess Starlight : Poor guy didn't eat breakfast

Eyeless Jack : Mm~ they're still warm~

Princess Starlight : Ew... ish

Splendorman : You want a party? Sure! Where do you live? :3

Princess Starlight : ^^" Oh, uh, Dad, a fan says hi

Zalgo : ... oh ... uh ... hi?

BEN : OOH JEFF AND I GET TO HAVE A RAP BATTLE!

Princess Starlight : But the Admin sucks at writing raps

BEN : Can she make sentences rhyme and make sense?

Princess Starlight : I think

BEN : Then we can do this!

Jeff : *walks in* I hate this

Princess Starlight : EPIC RAP BATTLES OF CREEPYPASTA!

Toby : JEFF THE KILLER VS BEN DROWNED! BEGIN!

Jeff : .... huh? Oh! Uh ...

BEN : ...

Jeff : ... I'm thinking

BEN : So am I ...

Princess Starlight : ...

Jeff : ... Hey there Zelda, my bad, I meant to call you Link. With those eyes being the only difference, you might as well think. But then again you don't have a brain to even use, and then you wonder why people call you a f***ing douche! It is I, Jeff the Killer, that will kill this poor sinner, I'll have Smile Dog eat you, BECAUSE I'M THE ONLY WINNER! With my knife in hand, beautiful smile, and blood on the floor, you might as well stop and go walk out to the door!

BEN : Oh believe me Jeff, you shouldn't have done that, because I can control your phone that has f***ing porn sites. I don't believe that smile is even that beautiful, that cut up smile is what we see all day, its lame, the usual. I may have drowned in a game, but I came back with no shame, and if you end up crying after this rap battle, its me to blame. You're a rejected Joker that everyone know, but guess what! Its your lame ass Creeoypasta that's made fans read smut!

Jeff : At least I can get laid, BEN, and I'll write this out in pen. You and the princess are never gonna get it, man! I see Dark Link getting more lips than you, and I'll even add, that a recolor like him gets all the girls, you know, its sad. I see you being a creeper, I see you stalk and see her, I see how you act awkward and shit when you go and greet her. Just man up elf, why you gotta be so nerdy? You so lame, you might end up like Hoodie or Masky!

Hoodie : HEY!

BEN : ... Well .... At least I don't look like a girl

Jeff : .... *walks away* BEN WINS, I'M OUT

BEN : YAAAAASSS!