Princess Starlight : Hey Jeff, where is BEN?
Jeff : What? He never came back from his trip to space?
Princess Starlight : I guess not o~o"
Jeff : Nah I'm just messing with you, he's in his room. When he landed, he broke a leg
Princess Starlight : Aw D: Now I feel bad..
Jeff : Don't worry, we got him a nice green cast
BEN : *walks in with crutches* Its a nice color at least
Jeff : Though everyone signed with a black marker
BEN : *shrug*
Princess Starlight : Can I sign your cast?
BEN : o///o Sure
Jeff : *hands her a black marker*
Princess Starlight : *sits down on the floor on her knees and signs the cast*
BEN : *getting dirty thougts* o/////w/////o
Jeff : Wow even I know what he's thinking
Princess Starlight : *stands up* There
BEN : Thank you ^////^
Jeff : Alright lets get this started. From SpellGurl it says here Because EJ and Ticci are my favorite CPs I dare them this. Eating contest. Using Kidneys for EJ and Waffles for Ticci. Whoever eats the most wins. Enjoy~
Princess Starlight : That sounds awesome
Jeff : It does.
BEN : So wait, no reward?
Princess Starlight : .... bragging rights?
Jeff : But won't that make them sound like they're fat?
Princess Starlight : Jeff, shush.
Jeff : owo Okay
Princess Starlight : Eyeless Jack! Ticci Toby! Get over here!
Eyeless Jack and Ticci Toby : *walk in* Yes?
Princess Starlight : Are you two ready for an eating contest?
Eyeless Jack : o.o YES!
Ticci Toby : Oooh! :D Do I get to eat waffles?
Princess Starlight : And Eyeless Jack gets to eat kidneys
Eyeless Jack : HELL YEAH NOW I'M PUMPED UP FOR THIS!
Princess Starlight : Now to actually get the food
~ A COUPLE OF HOURS LATER ~
Princess Starlight : LAAAAADDIIIEESSS AAAAANND GENTLEMEEENNNN! WELCOOOOMMEE TO THE CREEEPPPYYPPASSTTTAAAAAA EAATTIINNG CONTEEESSSTT!
Jeff : SPPEEAAAAKKKK NOOORRRMAALLLLLLYYYYYYY
Princess Starlight ; -.-
Jeff : :3
Princess Starlight : So now that Jeff ruined my mojo, EJ and Toby can start now
Eyeless Jack : Oh, yay *starts eating*
Ticci Toby : :D *eats*
Jeff : My money is on EJ since kidneys are smaller than waffles
Princess Starlight : ........................ Oh
BEN : Geez where did you guys even get all this?
Princess Starlight and Jeff : Slenderman
BEN : Of course
Princess Starlight : So... now that they are busy eating and stuff
Jeff : I guess we sit down and .. watch or something
Princess Starlight and BEN : Yeah
~ LATER ~
Jeff : I TOLD YOU EJ WOULD WIN
Eyeless Jack : *lifts up his plate* WOO!
Ticci Toby : *on the floor* Uuuugggghhhh
Princess Starlight : I'm surprised no one -
Eyeless Jack : *suddenly vomits on the table*
Ticci Toby : *vomits on the floor*
Princess Starlight : Eeeewww....
Jeff : .... Well then. *walks away* JAAAAANNNEEE!!! CLOOOOCCKKWOOOOORRKKK!! GET YOUR ASSES OVER HERE AND CLEAN UP! *gets hit with a shoe* OW
Princess Starlight : -.- That's what you get for asking WOMEN to do this type of job
Slenderman : *walks in with gloves and mops* I got it
YOU ARE READING
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