Princess Starlight : Warning, this chapter will be filled with dirty jokes. Maybe. Idk
Jeff : What makes you say that?
Princess Starlight ; Check what part we are on
Jeff : *looks* ... Pfft. 69
Princess Starlight : Exactly
Jeff : XD
Princess Starlight : Jeff can you breathe right now cause like damn
Jeff : HAHAHAHA - okay I'm done
Princess Starlight : Good, now read
Jeff : -.- *looks at his phone* From absentmindedCrane it says Dear Star, do you share the same Len obsession as the admin? Dear Maskey and Hoodie, i dare you guys to A) to turn into neko's B) to eat triple chocolate cheesecake \(^_^)/
Masky and Hoodie : NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEKKKKKKKKKKKOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO'S!! *do the fusion dance then pose from dbz*
Princess Starlight ; Wait are they going to fuse or turn into nekos?
Masky and Hoodie : *suddenly have cat ears and tails*
Princess Starlight : Well then.
Jeff : Wow
Masky and Hoodie : *march to the kitchen* TRIPLE CHOCOLATE CHEEEEESSSEECAKE! TRIPLE CHOCOLATE CHEEEESSEECAKE!
Princess Starlight ; What is this madness, Jeff?
Jeff : Madness?
Princess Starlight : ......
Jeff : THIS. IS. SPARTAAAAAA!!!! *kicks her down*
Princess Starlight : *falls down* OW
Jeff : Sorry.
Princess Starlight : WHAT'S WITH ALL THE REFERENCES TODAY QAQ
Jeff : I don't know, but I do know that it helps SPICE things up
Princess Starlight : ........
Jeff : Don't give me that face, you look like THE STRAIGHT-FACED SCIENCE GIRL
Princess Starlight : .........
Jeff : Then again, you didn't give a straight face when it was MERRY SEXMAS
Princess Starlight : JEFF ENOUGH WITH THE SEX SONGS LEN SANG IN
Jeff : Sorry
Princess Starlight : But I will answer the question. No, I do not share the same Len obsession that my admin has. I have a thing for another blonde boy
Jeff : .... Wait what?
Princess Starlight : ........ *suddenly blushes* !!!
Jeff : ................ *realization in 3... 2... 1...* OOH YOU ADMIT IT!! YOU ADMIT YOU LIKE BEN!!!
Princess Starlight : TH-THAT'S NOT WHAT I MEANT!!
Jeff ; EVERYONE THE PRINCESS FINALLY ADMITS SHE LIKES BEN!!
Princess Starlight ; JEFF SHUT UP!!! >///////<
Jeff : OOOOH SHIIIIIITTTTTTT I'M LOSING MY SHIIIIIIT *flails arms*
Princess Starlight : *quickly walks off, face all red*
Jeff : HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA IF ONLY BEN WAS HERE!!
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