Princess Starlight : GUYS WE HAVE AN EMERGENCY
BEN : WHAT!?
Princess Starlight : THE ADMIN IS EVEN MORE IN LOVE WITH LEN
Slenderman : Oh dear
Princess Starlight : I told her to go to the church that's close to that one sophisticated library so that she can get some help
BEN : And did she go?
Princess Starlight : She's in front of Len's bedroom
Jeff : Well he's screwed
Princess Starlight : JEFF!
Jeff : Well he is!
BEN : *face palm*
Princess Starlight : Speaking of church.... we have a new comment from absentmindedCrane.
BEN : Oh, how did you know?
Princess Starlight : *pulls out her phone*
BEN : Oh
Hoodie : *starts recording* Wait for me!
Princess Starlight : So anyways, the comment says, I dare Dark Link to go to a Church
Dark Link : ... wait what?
Princess Starlight : And while you're at it, take Admin with you
Dark Link : I AIN'T GOING TO A F***ING CHURCH!
Princess Starlight : You have no choice, dude
Dark Link : YOU BASTARDS WANT ME TO DIE!
BEN : I know I do
Dark Link : Shut the f*** up BEN, no one cares about you and your opinion
BEN : -3-
Princess Starlight : Just go before Slenderman drags you there
Dark Link : I see no problem with being dragged to a horrifying place by a thin man with tentacles
Princess Starlight : ... What ...
BEN : Dark Link is just a big wuss
Dark Link : AM NOT
BEN : THEN GO GOD DAMN IT!
Dark Link : Fine ... in one condition
BEN : Which is?
Dark Link : I get to sleep with the princess .w.
Princess Starlight : *immediately slaps him*
Dark Link : OW! DX NOT EVEN FOR 5 MINUTES!?
Princess Starlight : NOT EVEN FOR A GOD DAMN SECOND!
Dark Link : *groans*
Princess Starlight : Slenderman?
Slenderman : I'm on it *grabs Dark Link and drags him away*
Dark Link : NOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooooooo..........
Princess Starlight : It was about time
BEN : ... Princess?
Princess Starlight : I'm not sleeping with you either, BEN
BEN : Tarter sauce ...
Hoodie : *turns off the camera*
~ LATER AT CHURCH ~
Dark Link : *in his human form, shaking and looking around*
Me : ... why am I here again?
Slenderman : *in his human form* Because of your Len obsession
Me : Hey, blame negaposi7 for showing me that one Len song called "True Love Restraint" that has Len being a yandere. It has my two favorite things. Len and yanderes
Slenderman : That explains why you're psychotic and want to dress up as Len for next Halloween
Me : Eeyup
Dark Link : *fainted*
Me : ....
Slenderman : ...
Me : Can we go home now?
Slenderman : Yeah we should
YOU ARE READING
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