Ask the Creepypastas

Part 41

Princess Starlight : I have a question

BEN : What?

Princess Starlight : Do you guys celebrate Christmas

BEN : Yeah

Princess Starlight : .... wait for real?!

BEN : Yeah. We do.

Princess Starlight : WTF!? BUT THAT'S THE DAY JESUS WAS BORN AND YOU GUYS ARE LIKE SATANISTS 

BEN : Yeah but the reason we celebrate it is different

Princess Starlight : Wait what?

BEN : On Earth, you people celebrate Christmas because it's the day Jesus was born. We celebrate Christmas because it was the day Lord Zalgo announced that we would be living in the Underworld so that we could stay away from people like Jesus. 

Princess Starlight ; ... Then wtf with the presents?

BEN : Getting presents on Christmas here in the Underworld represents that we stand together and care for each other in order to stay alive and strong. 

Princess Starlight : Then who the hell is Santa in here

BEN : Your dad

Princess Starlight : WTF 

BEN : Yeah. Lord Zalgo is the Santa Claus of the Underworld

Princess Starlight : .... From @DjDream134 

BEN : And since he's the Santa Claus -

Princess Starlight : FROM DJDREAM134!!

BEN : OKAY OKAY! 

Princess Starlight : .... I dare the Princess to kiss be and go on a dat with him oh and here you go L.J (Hands L.J 5 billuin boxes of candy)

Laughing Jack : CANDY! *dives into a candy pile*

Princess Starlight ; Wait I have to kiss BEN!?

BEN : *puts on some chapstick*

Princess Starlight : . BEN 

BEN : What?

Princess Starlight : Seriously!?

BEN ; Yeah :3 An opportunity like this only comes once in a life time

Dark Link : F*** you man

BEN : ewe Jealous much?

Dark Link : e^e

Princess Starlight : Behold, Dumb and Dumber

Dark Link and BEN : HEY 

Princess Starlight : Besides, this person didn't say WHERE to kiss BEN, and I choose to kiss his head

BEN : Why?

Princess Starlight : Its less close to your face

Jeff : SAVAGE 

BEN : JEFF GTFO

Jeff : No :3 I want to see this epic fail

BEN : You're an epic fail -A-

Princess Starlight : Ey, elf boy. A kiss is a kiss so shut up and take off your hat

BEN : Yes princess ;u; *removes his hat*

Dark Link : *takes it and inspects it* Your green color is darker than Link's

BEN : Duh.

Princess Starlight : *rolls her head and kisses BEN on the head*

BEN : ;///u///; VICTORY

Princess Starlight : -3-

Dark Link : Can I have one? 

Princess Starlight : No

Dark Link : It was worth a try

Princess Starlight : Not really

Dark Link : -3- *hands BEN his hat*

BEN : *puts his hat back on* Thank you

Dark Link : Whatever 

Princess Starlight : What's next? 

BEN : We have to go on a date

Princess Starlight : Wait seriously!?

BEN : Yeah :3

Princess Starlight : ... fine. But I want to go to the mall and buy stuff

BEN : Deal

Princess Starlight : Get the money from the vault! *walks* I'll go change to look like a normal human

BEN : Wait we're going to the Humanworld!?

Princess Starlight ; Hell yeah we are!

BEN : Oh boy 

~ LATER ~

BEN : *wearing a gray sweater and a green beanie with jeans that have holes on the knees* This is actually not bad

Princess Starlight : *wearing a white knitted sweater with a white beanie, a gray skirt that reach to her knees, white legging, and small black boots* Told you

BEN : So where to first?

Princess Starlight : The Otaku store, duh

BEN : Should have known

Princess Starlight : *walks*

BEN : *follows* 

Princess Starlight : *looks around* We should get some Black Butler stuff

BEN : Why?

Princess Starlight : I've seen some pentagrams in their merchandise 

BEN : HELL YEAH *runs*

Princess Starlight : *giggles and follows*

BEN : Lets see here ... backpack ... pins ... shirts ... geez 

Princess Starlight : *picks up a shirt with Sebastian and Ciel* Taking this

BEN : *picks up a bunch of Legend Of Zelda stuff*

Princess Starlight : Seriously? 

BEN : Yeah :3

Princess Starlight : ^^ oh well 

BEN : :3

~ LATER AGAIN ~

Princess Starlight : I had fun today ^^

BEN : Me too :D 

Princess Starlight : I wonder how much money we spent from all the shopping 

BEN : Probably like $300 or so 

Princess Starlight : I hear the anime stuff in Mexico are way more expensive than in America

BEN : How expensive?

Princess Starlight : Lets say you wanted to buy a Sebastian figure from Black Butler that costs $30, in Mexico, if you were to distribute the money currency there to American dollars, in Mexico, the Sebastian figure would cost about $200,000

BEN : ARE YOU SERIOUS!?

Princess Starlight : Yeah! Admin went to a kid's birthday party and she was talking to a grown lady who used to be an otaku. She explained how in Mexico, everything anime style is expensive

BEN : Oh sh*t

Princess Starlight : Yeah.