Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto in any way shape or form. However one day many shall be mine to rape. Many, for example: Kakashi, Itachi, Neji, Hidan, Deidara, Madara, Hina-
Naruto: We get it! Geez you're just as perverted as Ero-sennin!
Me: Actually I have been trying to be better!
Itachi: Hn.
Kisame: That translates to shes worse.
Me: Merf
Nathan: And that translates to Prepare to be raped sexy weasel.
Itachi: Aa
Kisame: That translates to Oh shit I'm out motherfuckers
Me: MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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Ryuu Pov
"Naruto!" I yelled spotting him trying to walk on water at the hotsprings. I surprised him and he fell in with Ebisu snickering beside him.
"Ryuu! That wasn't funny!" He yelled coming up for air from he scalding water and seeing me laughing. *Hes right, it was hilarious!* Nathan said to me laughing.
"Nathan agrees, it wasn't funny... it was hilarious!" I told Naruto bursting out laughing.
"Whatever, what do you want?" he said dripping wet beside me after climbing out of the water.
"Well I was going to see if you wanted to train with me but for now I will watch." I told him then went and sat down against the bridge. Naruto easily accepted this explanation and continued yo practice walking on water.
Meanwhile I immersed myself in conversation with Nathan entering a meditative state similar to sleep. "Hey." I said appearing in my mindscape.
"Hola Senorita!" Nathan responded bouncing over to me.
"Hey. What do you normally do in here?" I asked Nathan. I never really thought about it till now.
"Hangouts in the Pervy Closet of doom. Talk to you, sleep and do random shit. I actually made some renovations in the Percy Closet of doom." He casually mentioned. I walked into the closet followed by Nathan.
"Interesting... I like the pictures on the walls." I said ferreting to some rather graphic posters. I then left the Pervy Closet and thought about what I felt like doing until Jiraiya showed up and began to train Naruto.
"what about making a bouncy house?" Nathan suggested and I immediately took to the idea. Once a bouncy house appeared we entered it and jumped around like crazy people.
It seemed to quiet so I played music and we danced and sang along to Fuck you by Lilly Allen. At some point the bouncy house exploded from our awesomeness so Nathan and I just did random stuff.
At least until we heard Naruto scream "Pervert!" of course. I left my mindscape and stood up.
"Naruto, that's kind of rude." I told him. It didn't really work the way I thought it would though, and Jiraiya just smirked. *I don't trust that face.* Nathan said talking about Jiraiyas perverted smirk.
"See, even the lady doesn't think I am a pervert." Jiraiya said cheekily. I looked at him shocked. How the flip could he tell!!!
"How the hell did you know Im a girl? Even the JOUNIN I LIVE with doesn't know!" I said. I still am talking and dressing like a guy, I didn't slip up or anything so how did the pervert know?
"I am just an admirer of the female species." He answered diplomatically. Naruto muttered under his breath something about insane perverts.
I deadpanned and Nathan chose to come out. "Hi Pervy Sage!" Nathan chirped, happily, appearing beside me. I waved my hand dismissingly at Jiraiyas confused face.
"Just ignore him. Now, you are going to train Naruto and I." I announced.
"No! I don't want to train with a pervert." Naruto whined, pouting. Awww. I ignored his cute pout.
"What's in it for me?" Jiraiya inquired.
"Naruto do Sexy no Jutsu." I ordered. Naruto did so knowing to listen to me and Jiraiya immediately agreed.
"Hehehe. The power of breasts." Said Nathan gleefully. I shook my head at him and he disappeared. Jiraiya stared at the spot where Nathan had been standing.
"Don't worry you ghetto used to it." I stated, clapping Jiraiya on the back.
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"Here are the handsigns for the summoning Jutsu. Practice those while I go work with Naruto."Jiraiya told me before leaving. *Awww since you know these already can we go bother Kakashi.* Nathan said.
"Sure, but let me try this with chakra. I want to see if anything happens." I told Nathan speaking out loud since we are alone. Nathan agreed.
"Alright here I go." I made the hand signs, biting my thumb. I touched my hand to the ground and a small poof appeared. *Well this is exciting.* Nathan thought to me.
"Was that sarcasm? Or just....." I paused.
"Pure gayness." I finished questioning Nathan. *I think a little bit of both* Nathan told me and I laughed.
"Of course." I said.
"When you're done talking to yourself mind telling me your name?" Said the little dragon?
"My name is Ryuu Kawazoe. and you're a dragon..." I told it.
"Hai! I'm Arya!" Said the dragon. Arya huh? Must be a female.
"Alright well it was nice meeting you Arya. You're free to go wherever you please. I however need to go bug my sensei." I informed Arya who said farewell and poofed away.
*Now lets go have fun!*
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