A New World, A New Me. (A naruto fanfiction)

Chapter 5 BLAH

Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto. I especially do not own Naruto the character and do not wish to, however I do wish to own the following. Kakashi, Gaara, Pein, Iruka, Itachi, Kisame, Hidan, basically the entire Akatsuki except Tobi. I also-

Ryuu: JUST STFU AND GO ON WITH THE STORY!!!!

Nathan: Yeah!

Me: Meaniebutts. :'(

Ryuu POV (Since everyone knows her by Ryuu I am going to stop using Mercy)

"Wake up." Someone said.

"F*ck you." I mumbled into my pillow. I felt my warm haven of sheets get torn off me. I jerked up and grabbed my pillow to hide my obvious boobs, after catching a flash of silver. I remembered what had happened the day before.

Kakashi left after seeing me awake so I locked my door. I honestly can't be too cautious, there is no way he can find out I am a girl. Its seriously awkward and all trust I have built will be ruined.

Getting dressed I cursed, we have the test today. It won't take long but it will be annoying. I figured I would grab the money Hokage gave me. I need new clothes, these ones kinda stink.

I went down to the kitchen for breakfast still cursing. As anyone can see I am NOT a morning person. Kakashi was already I. The kitchen with breakfast laid out. It was really just cereal though. Nathan sweatdropped, *Is he lazy? Or does he not know how to cook?* Nathan questioned. 'At least we get something' I responded.

Kakashi ended up leaving to his room to eat. I felt bad but I really want to see his face. Of course I do have an idea but no one really knows what he looks like. *I want to know what your future husband looks like too* Nathan said to me "Yeah, hey wait!" I said aloud not caring.

"He is not my future husband!" Itold Nathan, using my boy voice invade Kakashi was around. *Yes he is, don't you remember your dream last night?* Nathan asked me. I blushed,I did remember it actually, very well.

My dream was very graphic. Most likely it was the Icha Icha Paradise book I found. *Could you try not to have those? I was there too ya know* "Shutup! Why didn't you sleep too?" I asked him.

* Your mind moans were too loud. It was like watching lorn. I actually stored it in the °Pervy closet of Doom° for later reference.* "Oh, Jashin. Just shutip you perverted freak." I said blocking him out as I finished my cereal and left for the academy.

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I got there and let the block down.'No pervyness, please.' I told him.*It was your dream* he said back. 'F*ck you' *That's Kakashi's job* He said back smugly.

Iwalked into the classroom ancestor next to Sasuke. I don't like him but its better than nothing, plus I knew he wouldn't talk to me. Naruto came in a few minutes later seeming worried. I wrote a note and threw it at him quickly. It read:

Dear Naruto,

Don't worry. Reward will come to those who wait.

I didn't sign it though and no one saw me throw it so I was good. I also pretended to be looking out the window when Naruto read the note.

Soon enough Iruka entered the classroom and began the graduation exam. I was called first. I guess they don't quite trust me yet and are testing my abilities. I wasn't sure if I could do this though, it seemed hard.

I went into the exam room andglared at mizuki. I hate that guy. Nathan sipplied me with handsign and I did the Kage Bunshin Jutsu. I guess watching Naruto had its perks.

I passed and got a headband, I asked for a black one and Iruka pulled one out. Walking out of the room I contemplated. 'Nathan? Where should I put it?' I asked him. *Hum... How about your wrist?* 'Perfect thanks.' I said.

*Your welcome Mrs. Hatake* Nathan told me with a chuckle. 'Fuck you'd Isaid to him. *ThatsKakashis Job* He responded, sending me images that were too dirty even for Icha Icha Paradise.

I got a nosebleed and left the class trying to hide it as I scurried away with some pretty strange looks cast my way. Since testing is done I might as well use the money I got yesterday from the Hokage and go shopping.

*What a drag.* Nathan said '1 you sound like Shkamaru, 2 Agreed I really don't like shopping' Now off to the torture chambers called "shops"