A New World, A New Me. (A naruto fanfiction)

Chapter 3 Meeting the Old Man

DISCLAIMER: I do not own Naruto... yet.

Naruto: Why do you want to own me?

Me: I don't want to own you, I want to own the show, by owning the show I own Kakashi. That means I can rape him without getting arrested! :D

Kakashi: *Looks up from book and stares at me* o.o o.O O.O O\\

Naruto: Why do you want to own Kakashi sensei? And rape him?

Me: Why don't you?

Jiraiya: I need to put this in my new book "A fair maiden can never truly own her true love due to evil forces keeping them apart." 666DeadlyNightshade does not own Naruto.

(Meanwhile)

Me: One day I shall own you Kakashi. You just wait.

O.O

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Mercy Pov

We finally stopped in front of a large building. Just in time I was about to Luke from the sight of Guys a**. *I have lost my innocence now, that damn bastard* *Nathan? You have no innocence. Remember that time I found you in the Pervy closet of doom?* *Point taken* (Yes I do have a Pervy closet of doom on my head. That's just how amazing I am!)

Guy had just left me where I was running off to find Lee. I think he wanted me to meet him or something. Since I was alone I decided to just walk in once I was in front of the office. "Yes Naruto?" I heard as I walked in, this made me smirk inside my head. *You are no where near being Naruto, well on the outside. On the inside you are about 5 of him!* *So true*

"I am not Naruto, but he sounds amusing." I said to the Third.

"YOU! You are not allowed to randomly come into the Hokages office without identifying yourself! SHOW SOME RESPECT!" Iruka burst out. Oddly enough I didn't notice he was there until he had his little hissy fit. Oh my Jashin AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. I'm dying that was so funny.

The Third watched me closely as I began to speak. My exterior never showing that I was laughing my a** off in my head. Nathan was too actually. "I apoligise. I am not accustomed to being in the presence of higher orders. In my old village everyone hated me. That is exactly why I traveled so long to get here."

"What is your name?" The Third asked. *Quick think of a fake name. Your real one will be too conspicuous.* * I got one*

"My name is Kawazoe Ryuu, but you may call me Ryuu, Hokage-sama." I responded as quickly as I could. *Nice name* *Thanks*

"Alright Ryuu, why are you here in Konoha?" The Hokage asked me. He seemed wary of me, which is normal given my facade.

"I am here because I need a place to start over. My old village hated me and I was an orphan. I decided that enough was enough and came here after hearing how kind Konoha is. I hope you will let me stay here and if possible become a shinobi?" I told him.

I really really want to be a ninjas. At home I would wear weights and I trained myself n martial arts. I need to check if I still have my weights on me and amp up the weight a little by the way. *How much are they now?* *30pounds on each arm. 60 pounds on each leg* *Damn*

Breaking away from my thoughts I noticed the Third and Iruka were I. Tears by my story. *What did I say?!* I asked Nathan. * Hell if I know!* I chuckled at that forgetting I wasn't alone. "Is something funny Ryuu?" Gramps asked

"Only my own thoughts Old man." I stated with a (slightly crazy) smile. He could only give me a curious look as response to that. I have to admit I surprise even myself with what I say sometimes.

"Okay... Well I think you can become a ninjas if you are willing to undergo a mind search." At that one sentence my facade shattered to pieces. All I could think of was all the times people tried to poke and prod to make me tic. To make me suffer within all the medications prescribed. I cant let that happen again.

"NO! Please don't! Wont be able to handle even more people trying to figure me out! Trying to make me tic and then torturing me but saying they were healing me. Please, please don't make me go through that again." My voice was rough from fear so they didn't notice any change, even though I forgot to use my boy voice during that rant.

*Calm down, I wouldn't let them see anything.* Nathan tried to comfort me. *What would they say if there was a mysterious block on my mind though?* *Our right* I am truly terrified, all the mind games played with me after my suicide attempt. I wonder if people know I would be less suicidal if I wasn't judged for being suicidal. *Probably not*

"Alright we will not look through your mind, on one condition," The Third said clearly stunned by my outburst.

"Yes?" I said warily.

"You will be staying with one of our Jonin. He will be your gaurdian and later your sensei." I immediately agreed to this condition. It was much better than getting mindraped Nathan has done that to me enough. *You know you liked it* *F*ck you* *When and where?* I hate that perverted bastard sometimes.

I was interrupted from my thoughts of torturing Nathan without torturing myself when th third said "Iruka, you know who to get. Call him immediately." Iruka nodded and teleported away.

*Who will it be* I addressed Nathan. *I don't know, but I beg of you as long as its not Guy I wont visit the pervy closet of doom for a week.* *Sounds like a plan* * I know who I hope it will be though.* *Who?* * Not telling now listen to the Hokage*

"So Ryuu, what do you know?" Is what he was saying when I tuned in to his monologue.

"I know some Taijutsu but no one in my village would teach me ninjutsu or genjutsu. They couldn't bear the thought of me knowing anything." I told the Hokage. This was true mostly. I did admittedly rip the weight thing off of Rock Lee. *Yeah you did* *F**k. You.* *Sounds fun* and so began the mind rape. I just blocked him out, tried to at least.

"Do you know your Chakra nature?" Grampus questioned me, breaking me out of thought.

"Well you'll find out tomorrow. Here is some money to get you settled, your new gaurdian will provide the rest." He told me handing me a sta k of cash. Holy fudgecakes that's a lot!

"Thank you. You are more kind than I expected." As I thanked the Third there was a knock on the door. "Come in." Grampus said. I turned around to see who my new gaurdian was and my mouth went dry.

*Why out of all the Jonin it had to be HIM.* I thought to Nathan after collapsing my wall. *I knew it! I k sw it would be him! This is just like the fanfics we read together!* * I know! Wait you actually read those?!* * Yeah what did you think I was doing masturbating?* *Actually yeah* he facepalmed.

So I guess my new gaurdian is Hatake Kakashi, the copycat ninjas and my anime crush. *This is going to be fun* Nathan said "no kidding" I muttered quietly

"Ohayo. You summoned me Hokage-sama?" I heard kakashis velvety voice purr through the air. He so much more amazing close up. Even with my awesome facade I had issues not fangirling over him. *Mercy, remember you are a dude at the moment, well that's what they think at least. You cant ha e them thinking your gay. Even if you are bisexual!* I didn't respond needing all my concentration not to drool.

I snapped out of it when Gramps said "Yes, Ryuu meet you new gaurdian. Kakashi meet your new charge." Kakashi and I stared at eachother for a minute, him with shock and me with well a mix of emotions.

What a fun day this is turning into, and its barely even morning.