You: "I don't want an author's note! I want an update!" *Rabid*
Me: *Hangs head in shame* "Yes, I'm working on it right now. Please forgive me. I am worthless."
You: "...You're not worthless..." *Becoming less rabid*
Me: "No, no, I am. My advisor agrees with you, now that she's heard I've failed chemistry." *Starts walking off into sunset*
You: *Tackle hug attack!* "No! I'm sorry! Update whenever you can!"
Me: *Smiles when you're not looking* "Haha...successfully distracted you, did I? Now I can get away with not updating!" *Fist pumps*
You: *Notices* "I WILL DESTROY YOU."
Me: O.o *Cowers* "But it's true! I did fail chemistry! Have mercy on me!"
You: *Gets out whip* "Type, woman! Type!"
Me: TnT *Keeps working on that update*
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