Me: *Points to video* "I just found this, and since I already mentioned Yandere Simulator in this story, I thought you guys might appreciate how hilarious this song is." *Now points to picture* "We could all be super kawaii in the grocery store!"
Pikachu: *Pops up at my side, looks at me*
Me: "Hello, Pikachu. Do you want to help me look super kawaii in the grocery store?"
Pikachu: *Menacing glare*
Me: O.o; "Uh-umm, what?"
Pikachu: *Electrocutes me*
Me: "..." *Coughs up puff of black smoke* "Oh, I think Pikachu wanted to say that if pokémon were real, we could all also die at their hands..." -_- "I still want you to make me look super kawaii at the grocery store."
Pikachu: *Glares some more, then runs off*
Me: "GET BACK HEEEERE!" *Starts the show to keep you Skitties entertained while I chase me down a Pikachu* "Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait." *Remembers something* "These are the best lines from a yaoi manga EVER. The setting is...recycling day." *Jazz hands* "And you can exchange recyclables for electronics. Now let us see what the characters have to say: 'Hey now, Mubarak-san. This is your third trip, isn't it? Come on, it's two trips of three items per person.' And what do you have to say for yourself, Mubarak-san? 'My cousin Chinkou got no TV.' Ah, mm-hmm." *Nods* "Now back to you sir? 'Penis? Your cousin's name is 'Penis?'" *Realization has not set in with me yet, then I read the translator's note* "Translator-san says: 'Penis = Chinko.'...? My cousin Penis got not TV...Penis? Your cousin's name is 'Penis?'..." *Bursts out laughing* "Did that guy even try to make an excuse?! BWAHAHAHA! The next time I want something from my parents, I'm gonna say: 'But Dad, my friend, Chinkou, says I deserve it!' HAHAHAHAHA!" *Wipes away tear* "Ah...the very next chapter, the mangaka takes all of the joking atmosphere in this manga, turns it on its head, and shoves it up our asses, screaming 'Gotcha, bitch!' And by that I mean, everything gets really sad and serious all of a sudden." *Cries a little* "Ah, whatever, that manga is Iberiko Buta to Koi to Tsubaki, and here is the next chapter of Red x Blue! Your cousin, Chinkou, recommends you read it!" XD
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*Reddish POV*
Red awoke in the morning to his mother calling him down to breakfast. Splayed across his bed, he stared up at the ceiling and suddenly remembered that man was still here—would be there today. And Red realized, also, that it was a Saturday—no school...no Blue.
Red's hand travelled immediately to his stomach of its own accord as that area began to feel hollow but fluttery. He gripped the shirt he had slept in tightly, but the feeling didn't go away because it was a feeling of yearning. He had to see Blue today—just to stop the butterflies of course.
"Pika." Pikachu popped its head up beside Red's face. The little electric type was wearing his hat, dwarfed by the article of clothing falling over its eyes. Red brought his hand up and took the proffered hat, then gave Pikachu a pat on the head as thanks.
Pikachu hopped off the bed, and Red sat up before throwing the covers aside and swinging his legs over the edge. He saw Sweetiemander still sleeping in a little dip in the bed covers and decided to leave her like that—she was probably tired. He kept one hand clutched to his stomach as he stood up and moved over to his closet to fetch the rest of his weekend clothes. He had to let go while getting dressed of course, but once that was over, the hand went right back.
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An Eevee Tail Red x Blue/Green (Namelessshipping)
Fanfiction"Good girl..." Red praised, walking out of the tall grass with Pikachu, "Now where are you from...?" he wondered, reaching for the silver, teardrop pendant on her collar. Red turned it over, but there was nothing engraved on the back. He worked at i...
