Faith-*crying* I HATE MY LIIFE! MY MOM SOLD MY SOUL AND I HAVE NO FRIENDS AND IM SO ALONE!
Marcy-*poker face* rlly bish..
Faith-*crying while eating chocolate and stuffing face with cookies* AND IM NOT FAT! I work hard to get fit!
Death-...yeah,that's one hell of a work out..I can already see those lumps just falling right off..
Faith-*crying while punching Death in the balls* AND I HAVE TO LIVE WITH A HORMONAL ASS HOLE!
Death-.......plez stahp
Faith-*grinding against guy demons at a club* AND DEATH SAYS IM A WHORE BUT I DONT KNOW WERE HE GOT THAT IDEA FROM!!
Random demon-*humping her like a dog with tongue out*
Faith-*kissing death on the couch passionately* AND I HATE THIS BASTARD!I WANT TO KILL HIM!*goes back to kissing*
Death-*grabs her ass* Dayem son!
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Plez don't take it seriously,I love faith. Isn't that right my child. *pets faiths head*
Faith-*snuggles mr.wiggles* yeah.
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Death Is My BFF crack-fic
FanfictionI honestly don't know. I had a lot of these written in my old notebook so I thought why da fuck not!! :D just some random shit I wrote about DIMBFF,Written by Katrocks247,seriously like the best book ever. But yeah,enjoys! (I don't own the character...
