Haters are the questions, Faith is the answer.
(Sup guys, its faith. Apparently someone said that I wasn't cool enough and acted like a prissy bitch. So here are my answers to ass hole questions.
Sassy enough for you yet?)
Question- God damn, how long have you been a bitch?
Faith- As long as your mom has hated having you.
Question- do you have anything that makes you actually seem cool?
Faith-My dick.
Question- What crawled up your ass and died?
Faith-you,now HOP OFF MY DICK.
Question- you act like you went to bible school for a year.
Faith- I did. It was an all girls Catholic School.We smoked pot and had lesbian sex. Amen praise Jesus.
Question- Your a failure.
Faith- Yeah, not as bad as a fail as your parents abortion...
Question- Is there anything that can make you happy?
Faith- Dick.
Question- your like a preppy bitch.
Faith- except I only suck dick if they pay ME.
(And boooom. Hope you enjoyed. Peace out bitches.)
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