Faith-(staying with marcy,gets a phone call at 2:00 a.m)
Faith-*picks up phone and looks at collar ID. Unknown) hello?
Unknown-yes,is this Virgin McCupcake? You know,the hooker I met last week?
Faith-*gasps realizing its death* Virgin McCupcake?!why are you calling me this late!
Death-*breathes deeply into the phone* well,McCupcake...I'm horny...and your not here. So I thought I would call you! Aren't you happy!
Faith-no I'm not happy! I don't do booty calls Death!
Death-woah there cupcake,who said anything about a booty call...I bet that's what you wanted it to be though,am I right?
Faith-*blushes* n-no! Your the one saying your horny!
Marcy-*walks in* woah! I heard horny! Who's your guy friend? Are you making a booty call!
Faith-*hangs up violently* NO ONE IS MAKING A BOOTY CALL! Good night.
*falls on bed and covers up*
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Death Is My BFF crack-fic
FanfictionI honestly don't know. I had a lot of these written in my old notebook so I thought why da fuck not!! :D just some random shit I wrote about DIMBFF,Written by Katrocks247,seriously like the best book ever. But yeah,enjoys! (I don't own the character...
