I got my laptop out and opened it only to find out that I haven't closed the site since yesterday─I typed 'splenda daddy tae' in the tag bar and clicked 'Start Chat' and almost immediately the chat connected.
You: splenda daddy tae?
You: i can't believe i just called u that
Stranger: o shit waddup !!
You: how can I know for sure that its you?
Stranger: who else could possibly type in this tag?
Stranger: it's your fault for not giving a proper source of communication anyway ):<
You: ok
Stranger: so...
Stranger: you wanted to chat again
Stranger: you obviously wanna see my dick ;)
Why the fuck am i even still talking to that perverted idiot?
You: no
Stranger: you'll give in someday ;)
You: sure
Stranger: so what's your name?
You: not gonna tell you
Stranger: your name probably isn't that bad,, unless your parents named u harambe or some shit then it's understandable
You: um no?
You: I just don't wanna tell you
Stranger: well then I'll have some pride and won't tell you mine
You: lmao says the guy who gave me a link to his dick pic
You: besides I didn't ask for your name
I feel like im just savaging him at this point and i feel kinda bad, maybe he was just looking for someone to talk to too?
Stranger: hmmm feisty
Stranger: daddy like ;)
Nope definitely not guilty anymore.
You: you are not my father
Stranger: don't ruin the kink ))-: just call me daddy
Stranger: how old are you btw
You: I'm turning 18 soon
Stranger: I just turned 18 a few weeks ago
You: oh happy late birthday then :)
Stranger: wow..that's the first nice reply you've given me so far!!
Stranger: omg that's so exciting!!
You: you're an idiot :)
Stranger: I'll take it as a compliment since you added a smiley face at the end
You: whatever
Stranger: will you give me any thing to contact you with this time?
You: no
Stranger: well I'm going out now so I gotta go
Stranger: if you send nudes i'll stay tho !!
You: choke
Stranger: if you wanna talk again I'll be here same time tomorrow (;
Stranger: byeee
Stranger has disconnected.
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A/N:: the amount of lame jokes that used to be in this chapter had me shookt
