5 Corny Pick Up Lines

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Sorry, but you owe me a drink, because when I looked at you I dropped mine.
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I'm no photographer, but I can picture us together.
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Do you have a map? 'Cuz I'm lost in your eyes.
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Do you have a bandaid? I scraped my knee falling for you.
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Are you a magician? Because when I look at you everyone else disappears.

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