I never knew eggs were good for the eyes, but my cousin claims they gave him eggcelent vision.
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Who said grapes are soft? They never cry when you step on them, they just let out a little of wine.
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I've heard about a scarecrow that won a prize. It was totally outstanding in its field.
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