[Take a photo of her] I want to show my mom what my next girlfriend looks like
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I have to show you the prettiest girl I've ever seen. [Show phone with frontcam]
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Your eyes are blue, like the ocean. And baby, I'm lost at sea.
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Your lips look so lonely...Would they like to meet mine?
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You must be a hell of a thief because you stole my heart from across the room.
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Random[Disclaimer; I was 13 when I wrote this. I am no longer 13.] Corny Jokes Cheesy Pick Up Lines Bad Puns We have it all~ Completed [None of these are mine unless I say so] [CREATED FEBRUARY 2016, FINISHED JUNE 2016]
