Hey! :)
What time do you have to be back in heaven?
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When God made you, he was showing off.
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Can you grab my arm so I can tell my friends I've been touched by an angel?
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Is your father a thief? 'Cause he stole the stars and put them in your eyes.
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What do I want for christmas? A date with you!
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Random[Disclaimer; I was 13 when I wrote this. I am no longer 13.] Corny Jokes Cheesy Pick Up Lines Bad Puns We have it all~ Completed [None of these are mine unless I say so] [CREATED FEBRUARY 2016, FINISHED JUNE 2016]
