Me: Hey, I've been thinking...
Dad: I thought I smelled something burning.
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Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.
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On all of my medical forms growing up, my dad wrote 'red' for my blood type. To this day no one knows my actual blood type.
BONUS:
Did you hear the news? FedEx and UPS are merging. They're going to go by the name Fed-Up from now on.
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Random[Disclaimer; I was 13 when I wrote this. I am no longer 13.] Corny Jokes Cheesy Pick Up Lines Bad Puns We have it all~ Completed [None of these are mine unless I say so] [CREATED FEBRUARY 2016, FINISHED JUNE 2016]
