Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Beets.
Beets who?
Beets me.
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Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Figs.
Figs who?
Figs the door bell it's broken.
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Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Bison!
Bison who?
Bison girl scout cookies!
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Knock Knock
Who's there?
Pecan.
Pecan who?
Pecan somebody your own size!
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Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you going to let me in?
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Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Honeydew.
Honeydew who?
Honeydew you know how fine you're looking today?
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Random[Disclaimer; I was 13 when I wrote this. I am no longer 13.] Corny Jokes Cheesy Pick Up Lines Bad Puns We have it all~ Completed [None of these are mine unless I say so] [CREATED FEBRUARY 2016, FINISHED JUNE 2016]
