4 Corny Jokes

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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up?
He was two tired
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Hey, wanna hear a pizza joke?
Nah, never mind. It's prettycheesy.
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How do you kill a vegetarian vampire?
With a steak to the heart!
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What do nosey peppers do?
Get jalapeño business!

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