Can I punch you in the face [pause] with my lips?
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The fact that I'm missing my teeth just means that there's more room for your tongue.
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My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in.
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I'm not trying to impress you or anything, but... I'm Batman!
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I want you to have my children [pause] GREAT! They are in the car outside.
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Random[Disclaimer; I was 13 when I wrote this. I am no longer 13.] Corny Jokes Cheesy Pick Up Lines Bad Puns We have it all~ Completed [None of these are mine unless I say so] [CREATED FEBRUARY 2016, FINISHED JUNE 2016]
