5 Bad Knock Knock Jokes

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Knock Knock,
Who's there?
Dishes.
Dishes who?
Dishes a very bad joke.
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Knock Knock,
Who's there?
Atch.
Atch Who?
Bless you.
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Knock Knock,
Who's there?
Broken pencil.
Broken pencil who?
Never mind it's pointless.
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Knock Knock,
Who's there?
Mikey.
Mikey who?
Mikey won't fit in the keyhole, open up!
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Knock Knock,
Who's there?
Who.
Who who?
I didn't know you were an owl!

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