After Tuesday, even the calendar is like,
W T F
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When you're stressed, you eat ice cream, cake, chocolate, and sweets. Why? Because 'stressed' backwards is 'desserts'.
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Every day is a gift. Well, where's the receipt for Monday? I want to return it for another Friday.
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My dentist told me I need a crown. I was all, I KNOW, right?!
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Friday is like a superhero that always arrives just in time to stop me from savagely beating one of my classmates with my notebook.
- The last one is mine B) I'm so proud
lol just couldn't find one off the internet
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Random[Disclaimer; I was 13 when I wrote this. I am no longer 13.] Corny Jokes Cheesy Pick Up Lines Bad Puns We have it all~ Completed [None of these are mine unless I say so] [CREATED FEBRUARY 2016, FINISHED JUNE 2016]
