I've no home, I haven't got control, I can't see any escape. Way past the time I got a new keyboard.
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A child's observation: If a mother laughs at dad's jokes, we have guests.
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Two planets meet. One moans to the other: "Can you believe it, I've got humans!" The other cheers her up: "Don't worry, it will pass soon."
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When a guy says he likes girls with a sense of humor, he doesn't mean that he wants a girl to be really witty and funny. He means he wants her to laugh at his jokes.
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My ex has a most annoying habit. Breathing.
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If you start to think I talk too much, just tell me. We'll talk about it.
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