This is Crazy, but I'm in the Bayverse!

Sharkticons have been bayversed!

   Yes, and they look horrible.

      They look like those sharks from Lavagirl and Sharkboy, except they have been made into a robot-version of themselves. They still do have the shark appeal. Their armor almost blinded me at first.

  "GAH!" I put my head on the robot's large digit. "MY EYES ARE BLINDED FROM SOMETHING OTHER THEN SEX OR A SCENE FROM SOME 'KING OF THE HILL' WHERE THE CHARACTER GOT BLINDED!"

   Really, if Psych somehow pulls that stunt, it's getting really old for that scene to come up in the middle of unknowing, I don't know if that is a word...I may have made it up. Their fins and tails are larger than an average shark with small dark rounded holes serving as eyes.

    "Let go of me you disgusting piece of--" I stick my tongue out at the soldier.

  He does not know who he is messing with. The genius of killing off characters cruelty in the most horrific manner writing about them;my current victim is Redsiren a motorcycle mech with Prowl's mold but a siren on his helmet as his main armor color is red and his secondary armor color is black. He has dark gray skin and has a motorcycle mode for his disguise.

  Redsiren is so on a deadly ride.

  "Drop me, freak!" I retort. "They look so....ugly!"

 He shook his arm.

 "Fe--ell--iinng diizzzzy." I said. "T-h-isss is not worse th--aaa---hhhnnnn---n my Persona feeling the underbelly of Elitacharachia-1 whe---whee---iiiiin singing a Transformer's song aft---ftteeerr--uurrrr---er seeing the ending to DOTM."

 The Plot that had been posted on the DOTM wikipedia site went something like this: Optimus Prime is overthrown, Ironhide survives, Sentinel Prime leads The Autobots for 'what is the best'   after he had been shortly discovered and reactivated.The plot was sure-then after changed to something else one day before it premiered in theaters.

 I look up at the Quintesson.

 "You are forcing me to do section 8 of the Killing Judgement act."

Uh....

"I ain't good with the amendments, what's the right to bear arms or the arms bear to right section?" I ask him, watching his optics connected to some wires and chips and screws rotate in some directions that only could be mimicked in the movies. "I'm not that good with the constitution, especially with how Congress is sort of/kind of limiting our rights. And dude, I can easily kill you with popcorn by shoving it down your mouth then rip your optics out  by using my 3-D glasses. So of course, I'm BLIND as a bat right now for writing about details so ironic, I know, for example....."

 I rant every detail:

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The little lioness looks down beneath her foot, wandering around frightened and feeling a lot of uncertainty about where her parents went or what had happened to them was a big heavy question would be a large one hanging above her little ball sized head.

 A tall, bigger mech with black and amber-orange armor, even a lion mode, with a mane could be see. His optics were hazel just like his little sweet lioness. "照顾好自己LeoPride. (Take care of yourself LeoPride.)"

The Chinese Lionbot drops in some food for her as blasts of explosions goes off behind him. His optics winced feeling a large tug on his spark. But without fail, he limps back to a small group consisting of a Mother Pretender and some two older offspring.