When are we getting off this fragging planet? (Play music video at run part)

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   How in the name of Primus are we getting off Pitch Black is beyond me. Now……..U.h…Great. I’m having a fragging headache! What’s the matter with this fragging world? Is it being so cruel to me because a Transfan has arrived in a world she does not belong in? By doing some reasonable guess work and playing Pokemon Mystery dungeon this answer can be anyone’s opinions. Especially mine: I think this universe really hates me. Starscream didn’t understand when I told him his “Transformers Prime counterpart took the star out of scream and looks nothing like a Starscream!”

       He took that as an offense. What a crybaby.  

    The chicken can’t be dead. It can’t be it can’t be. The view reclines to show in a dreamily like state; a dead Cybertronian Chicken is held by a Decepticon, who seems unstable and afraid. A dark, heavy figure comes through the hall making everything living on the floor run for their lives.  The Frightened Decepticon tries putting his companion back together while shaking bad.

     This dark shadow has a definite shape of a dragon who’s wings are so wide it could have been ripped out of the Movies;Eragon,Dragonheart, and so on.

  “DRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONN!” I screech really loud.  Really why did my imagination pull my leg? This is no fun. Not really entertaining. People say your imagination is stronger than your words. How about Bridge to Tabitha being about a place with imaginary character not just about two kids’ life I didn’t like the movie. It didn’t follow through on its description. I may have been ten or nine or eleven when watching it.  

   There’s a forest thicket right ahead, I think, it looks so alike by lines and squiggly detail. It reminds me of some non-brilliantly detailed painting done by an amateur artist such as a little child. Toddlers are known for their childish and squirmy artwork, although, there are chances some can be artistic geniuses when they haven’t been given a canvas and paint. Heh, reminds me when I was still a noob in art back in 2009 and started developing my own style. 

        T-T-CT-CURH-WICh

     The same transformation sounds when Bumblebee transformed into his vehicle mode with Sam Witwicky is kicked into gear. I flew in the air waving both arms in a fit of panic. I look above my shoulder to see some of his armor folded and flipped into the left side of a vehicle when viewed from a helicopter. Ten seconds I was put into what is probably a seat and parts pertaining to a car came into place leaving me in the driver’s seat. His lights flipped on. Oh my gawd this is awesome as fragging hanging around Transformers! 

 “EEEEEh that was awesome!” I squeal, throwing my arms up hitting the car’s roof.     

 Claa-raaaah

  “ Rahuf canuens act-evate!” Something loud from the roof quickly got rid of whatever had landed. He has roof canons?  Oh my primus, I like Bayverse Swindles now!      They got cannons almost everywhere in robot mode and vehicle mode.This makes them cooler than Landmine from Robots in Disguise, asides to Jolt and Bud.  Then I put my hands on the steering wheel. “Dune’t luuk out tee wendow.”

  I looked out the window. Oh I just sounded Scottish. Cool! The beasts tumble over each other. “This is amazing.” Really it truly is, a scouts honor to be inside a vehicle capable of becoming a robot. Truthfully. The radio to my right glows when a surprising reaction came from it.

  “Wiiee duuu gerils leki gehiant ro’jubuts?” or something like “Ie telud yuhue nehut tue leuk out ttee wendow.” In English that means: 'When do girls like giant robots?' I have to admit some of my translating skills came from writing scenes where people actually spoke like that. 'I told you not to look out the window. '

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